Simon Bar Sinister

worth every moment, even when it ends in disaster

These are photos of one Lizzie Miller. She's done shoots for Glamour magazine as a plus-size model although, as a size 12-14, she isn't technically plus-size. She's 5'11" tall, 180 lbs. the 2 photos are not airbrushed or retouched in any way.

If this isn't my fave dance track of the noughties, it's Top 3 for sure:

Mother - you bore me now you just bore me

I don't think one shaman can pull it off - at least not in one try. Remember that cult in San Diego that offed themselves because they thought the Hale-Bopp comet was a starship coming to pick them up? When that house was finally sold, the new owners had the house torn down, the foundation ripped out and then they brought in an assortment of holy men (rabbi, priest, imam, monks, etc.) to spiritually sweep the place clean. btw - congrats, Chernobyl!

first one that comes to mind is Dreams what do you hate to admit your parents were right about?

one has to wonder how he got home. motherfucker wouldn't have gotten anywhere near my car!

...from some dude's back!!!

You Are Left Brained in Love When it comes to love, you try to be as rational as possible. Your head doesn't lead you astray. You believe that love should never be blind, and you're not the type to get swept away easily. You are a cool customer when you fall for someone. You are able to look at things directly. You believe the honesty is key to a good relationship. You also try to be dependable and trustworthy. Are You Right Brained or Left Brained in Love? I wish! *puzzled*

You Are Mystery You are a natural problem solver. You like figuring out the best way to do something. You are very intuitive. You are good at picking up on people's moods and predicting the future. You can't help but being a bit of a detective and a snoop. You always want to know what's going on. And while you may have the scoop on everyone you know, you're not a gossip. You're a pro at keeping secrets. What Kind of Book Are You? yeah, that's why I don't have a checkbook anymore

Cocoa Puffs!

given how much $$$ flies out the window, cheesecake would be my guess

here's a couple for y'all to add to your collections:

I'd love to live overseas for a few years

Sally, unmindful of the irony inherent in her name, just refuses to leave.

^ I fixed it - now watch the motherfucker and be dazzled!!!

It would be cool if she grew 10 more tits!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5rqk4nGBZ0 can someone please fix this for me? This may be the coolest 3 minutes of video I've ever seen, and I'd like everyone to see it!!!

looks like I'm double posting

BONDED BY BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Anything else you wanna tell us?

I finished 2nd one day. I was embarassed.

Don't you mean pwned?

friday night's fortune: "Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you." Nov.14 - check!