Simon Bar Sinister

the slurpie pipe will go well with the McDonalds coke spoons from the 70s.

the future...or, more precisely, 21st century clothing as envisioned back in the 50s and 60s. what is/was the best car you ever owned?

Gong Li...mmmm...

not at the moment

yeah. it sucked rotting balls. don't waste your time.

lemon and lime wedges!

hope things go well for you out in the heart of Michigan's bible belt

"Chance Meeting" - Roxy Music

My city's in receivership. I don't give 2 shits what happens to Detroit's leaders.

Found the whetstone. Give me the ax. It's gonna be a long night.

hopefully, after the VNV gig and my musician bud Mike's CD release party.

i used to think maybe you loved me now i know that for sure and i just can't wait for the day when you knock on my door now everytime i go for the mailbox gotta hold myself down 'cause i just can't wait 'til you write me you're coming around oh, yeah i'm walking on sunshine - well i'm walking on sunshine - well i'm walking on sunshine - well and don't it feel good!

is the new thread made from the same material as the old thread?

kinda like this

I'll never get used to a world with two suns. I miss darkness.

I get the impression it was just meant to be a compedium of basic moves and not a complete routine.

on the back of your leg...looking like the dragon's just escaped your ass #@!

an interesting article about Flint Not being overly nostalgic, I have no problem with this. I mean, nature will do it anyway if we don't.

there's at least half a million Persians in LA. you'll drown in your own drool 'cause yes, they are stunning (see below). @Meg: I'm glad to see someone agree with me on Megan Fox. Waaaay f-ing overrated.

"contentment is just around the corner for you. look forward!" lucky #s: 14, 20, 23, 24, 29, 31

party all the time party all the time party all the ti-i-ime

either Smilin' Bob or those two creeps who hawk Extenze. Mel Gibson as well. and Patrick Swayze.

can't point to anything specific; everything just went well.

...could've sworn u had a different av a few minutes ago. anyway, happy belated birthday!

^ ...umm, that's 12