Simon Bar Sinister

he's probably got a million acres ready for planting, the money-hungry fuck.

DGN parents of school-age kids - read this: http://www.alternet.org/story/154441/students_eating_%22pink_slime%22_for_lunch_fast_foods_have_ditched_the_%22meat%22_but_schools_are_still_stuck_with_it/

build your own coffin: http://diycoffin.com/

Radiohead Monday, June 11 Palace of Auburn Hills $69.50 at Palace box office, $81 at Ticketmaster outlets. knowing TicketBastard, prices are undoubtedly more online or over the phone.

which walking dead character are you? http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead/which-character-are-you I'm a Rick.

"No UFOs" - Model 500

They're coming back around again. same place, sometime in May. don't have the date in front of me, but I'm pretty sure it's a Monday night.

try to keep items pertaining to the 2012 presidential race in the "The Long March" thread, pls. this thread is for stories like this: http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/27/10520804-wyoming-lawmaker-introduces-doomsday-bill ...yes, some morons in the Wyoming state legislature actually wanted to acquire an AIRCRAFT CARRIER. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

your service provider probably sold your number to some data miners, who then sold it to the party committees. I have a message from President Obama on my answering machine. plenty of robocalls here in Pontiac. In addition to the primary, we're voting on a new state Rep and a city charter question.

new pic!

a partial lineup is out, go to this link and scroll down: http://www.residentadvisor.net/news.aspx?id=15834 holy fuck - Roni Size, Jeff Mills spinning a set as The Wizard, Lil' Louis...and PUBLIC ENEMY!!! :jamin :jamin :peanutbutterjellytime:

...and then talks about her sexy boobs afterwards: http://now.msn.com/living/0225-boob-job.aspx

wanna spend 4 months in Hawaii on NASA's dime? wanna help test out potential food for a future Mars expedition? how 'bout earning over $5k doing it? check this out: http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/23/10489384-scores-apply-for-martian-taste-test

if she's reinstated, can we get a DGN cookie discount?

they're calling it an atheist coming-out party, an atheist Woodstock: http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/16/10429346-atheists-bill-big-names-for-coming-out-party-in-capital :peanutbutterjellytime:

sex workers help finger terrorists: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46424910/ns/world_news-asia_pacific/#.Tz6LQHm2bi4

the wars are ending - THANK (the) GOD (of your choice)!

customer has heart attack at HAG: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46399779/ns/health-heart_health/#.TzwWP1G2bi4

2nd half of the season starts tomorrow! :D ...while you're waiting, this could interest you: http://io9.com/5884288/when-is-it-okay-to-kill-a-zombie

artificial jaw printed out for old lady: http://io9.com/5882429/need-your-jaw-removed-why-dont-you-just-print-out-a-new-one

attention: for the first time since 1990, the USDA has updated their growing zone map. Michigan has changed fairly dramatically; plants that couldn't survive here in the past can survive here now. more info here: http://planthardiness.ars.usda.gov/PHZMWeb/ pass this info to anyone who may need it. :D