there's a few Steely Dan songs that would fit this thread's description - this is the first that comes to mind:
Here At The Western World, Babylon Sisters and The Royal Scam would also be excellent choices for gothed-up versions, as they're 95% of the way there to begin with.
I know exactly who my first 2 crushes were:
1) my childhood sweetheart (we met when we were 3)
2) Laurie Partridge:
elements of each (sweetheart's curves, Partridge's height) still get me even today. :D
The Dolls are back together for a run of shows in Mexico, Australia and New Zealand.
Hoping for a US run sometime in 2012, although Amanda has a new solo album due sometime next year as well, so it probably isn't likely.
...and here comes the counterpunch:
http://openchannel.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/19/8884405-lobbying-firms-memo-spells-out-plan-to-undermine-occupy-wall-street