Simon Bar Sinister

LEGO kraken! :D

a faster-than-light drive

3 shows you need to know about: Jay and Silent Bob yes, that's Kevin and Jason! Wednesday, October 5 Redford Theater $55, $37.50, $30 Tickets on sale tomorrow She Wants Revenge/Peter Murphy Friday, Nov. 25 $25 adv, &28 day of show Bassnectar Saturday, Nov. 26 Compuware Arena $32 adv, $35 day of show

for some reason, this is being portrayed as a bad thing: http://io9.com/5838045/the-giant-crab-invasion-of-antarctica-has-begun I say fire up the stockpot and break out the Old Bay!

are you absolutely sure you used to hang out in Royal Oak? Why didn't you just run down the railroad tracks?

one sperm donor, 150 kids...and growing: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2011/09/06/health/06donor.xml

sleep. :D

parasite in blood supply: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44402523/ns/health-infectious_diseases/#.TmW-rmrayus D:

not as full of shit as I felt earlier. :D

Amelie, even though I think there are a few movies that are better. as to why, it's just the best story, told in the most interesting way. :D

single-molecule electric motor: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14763223

man builds time machine. things don't go as planned.

best fries: http://www.delish.com/food-fun/best-french-fries?gt1=47061#fbIndex1

this. every time. Meg Ryan makes my skin crawl in just about every other circumstance, but she's perfect here.

bust a move!

that one woman from the '70s.

there...don't say I never gave you nothin'.

Mickey Mouse gas mask!

City at the End of Time - Greg Bear

be a guinea pig! http://health.msn.com/health-topics/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100273241&gt1=31036

Granddad at 29! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Britains-youngest-grandparents-Shem-Davies-granddad-29-Kelly-John-granny-30.html

divorce rings: http://thelook.today.com/_news/2011/09/02/7571320-will-divorce-rings-catch-on?gt1=43001

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1100163.ece I thought this kind of shit only happened in America, hahahahaha!