50 years ago today, Yuri Gagarin blasted off into low earth orbit, opening the heavens up to manned exploration.
I thought we'd be much further along by now, but it's worth a bit of a celebration nonetheless.
It's highly unlikely that this is the 1st time this particular douchebaguette pulled something like this, *Siren*.
If you don't do something, it almost certainly won't be the last.