Simon Bar Sinister

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/empressmaruja/disney-villains-make-up-collection-1fox if I wore makeup, I'd be all over this. #@!

you had me at Visage. awesome news about Big Sonic heaven - thanks! :D

I'd build a home around one of these:

DEEP FRIED BEER!!!! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7973944/Deep-fried-beer-invented-in-Texas.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxPnuSXhg00

I will be part of Goldfish Tea's labor day weekend festivities. My performance will be on Saturday, Sept. 4 from 2:30-3:30 PM. Goldfish Tea is across from Noir Leather on 4th St. west of Main in Royal Oak. If you're thinking of coming down, PLEASE CARPOOL, TAKE THE 460 BUS LINE OR BIKE IN if at all possible. Royal Oak is going to be scalping people to park in their lots and garages; I've heard it's going to be $10 at the lots and $15 in the garages. I know I may be cutting my own throat doing this, but I can't in good conscience let you come down here all unsuspecting and shit. anyway, that's what I got. Hope to see you there.

y'all be careful going home, ya hear?

well, you knew the Oakland County persecutor's office would pull this shit at some point: http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2010/08/27/news/doc4c780c931ef87024687372.txt

yay!!! you do great work, and I hope you sell every piece.

the secondary's so horrible, they should be called the Iron Sieve. the rest of the defense looks good, but there's no depth. once the starters start getting injured, they're totally fucked. the offense looks good - that new running back's gonna be great fun to watch - but it won't matter if the other team can cut the Lions pass defense to shreds. I told my bro that I thought the Lions would win 6 games; might have to revise that downward a bit. those first 3 games especially are gonna be tough.

the Science Channel has a show called How It's Made; an episode last night covered pillow candy.

she's a lot hotter with than without.

i'm lovin' it.

don't be afraid to wear your hair up, ladies:

the Detroit area stop on their Drunk, High and Unemployed tour will be at the Redford Theater on Thursday, October 14. tickets on sale soon.

here's a Manhattan perspective: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/08/dear_rest-of-am.php

I'd rather watch this than the original - and I loved the original.

Truly one of the greatest voices for truth in the history of American media, Cosmopolitian continues to squirt awesome all over today's reading public. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ :peanutbutterjellytime:

*bump* OK, there's a release date of November 24...but since MGM's currently in bankruptcy, it's anyone's guess as to whether or not it actually happens.