Hanson... As in the band Hanson, because bad in high school I had long, straight blonde hair down to mid-chest length. I looked like a heavy metal Hanson brother.
Mr. Hanson Manson; because a friend know my old nickname and loves Manson aswell, so said it one day and it stuck. lol
Edward; a friend pointed out that theres a character from a book named Edward Forester, he's 5'8, blonde haired, blue eyed and rather non-threatening looking, but he's one of the worlds greatest assassins... I happened to match all that except the assassin part, but one can only hope, I do have a great love for weapons. lol