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i could see it all right now. A bunch of spiders going into a resturaunt. Spider 1: Yes...I'd like the free range mosquito Spider 2: I'll have the fly kabob...no onions Spider 3: ...I think I'll have a salad Spider 2: A salad? C'mon man order some meat or something Spider 1: Really. You always do this it's so embarassing Spider 3: Well forgive me for trying to remain healthy. And do you have any idea how mistreated those flies are? Spider 1: Oh god. Here we go. The fly is already dead I'm not the one who mistreated it. Spider 3: Still, it's the principle of the thing Spider 2: C'mon if you eat salad people are gonna think we're gay. I've been eyeing that black widow over there. Spider 1: Good for you....I hear she's single again

I watched only fox news for like a year. That way i wouldn't just be reinforcing my liberal opinions. All fox news did was reinforce my liberal opinions

like i have all the ingredients to make a kick ass pizza

As much as i like Chicago in Rio it's going to be a 24/7 orgy. Who could pass that up. Brazil is like the #1 exporter of jiggling butt cheeks

This is one that got me for years http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-Kr_4C0Og No, I can't forget this evening, Or your face as you were leaving. But I guess that's just the way the story goes, You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows. Yes, it shows. No, I can't forget tomorrow, When I think of all my sorrow; When I had you there but then I let you go. And now it's only fair that I should let you know, What you should know. I can't live if living is without you. I can't live, I can't give any more. I can't live if living is without you. I can't give, I can't give any more. Well, I can't forget this evening, Or your face as you were leaving. But I guess that's just the way the story goes. You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows. Yes, it shows. I can't live if living is without you. I can't live, I can't give anymore. I can't live if living is without you. I can't live, I can't give anymore. ...Living is without you.

90 days. I'm rather proud of myself

cold....and loving it

is my bro who's back i got

my dog

happy birthday

Had myself a good time. Too many people to name, but I won't leave out my congratulations again for Tzsura and Nightgaunt. And apologize to nightgaunt for my friend (playfully) punching me into him (on accident).

I don't hit women...but if one of you ladies wants to do the job I'll be cool with it

cold...and loving it

Mine was black which was my dream color. Then I spent the next year looking ant my beautiful brunette (with some blond in the summer) hair and cried myself to sleep every night.

like i just double posted oops

just you wait... i'm feeling tired and inspired

Fuck it. Me neither. see later I'm feeling tired and inspired

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Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – "D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it. Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday. Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the glossy adult magazine, joining the ranks of sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford. Playboy said the cover and a three-page picture spread inside was a celebration of the 20th anniversary of the "The Simpsons" and part of a plan to appeal to a younger generation of readers. Scott Flanders, the recently-hired chief executive of Playboy Enterprises, told the Chicago Sun-Times in an interview that the Marge Simpson cover and centerfold was "somewhat tongue-in-cheek." "It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual," Flanders told the newspaper. He said the magazine hoped to attract readers in their 20s compared to the average Playboy reader's age of 35. Playboy also promises a story inside called "The Devil in Marge Simpson". The issue arrives on newsstands on October 16. Playboy magazine's circulation has slipped in recent years in the face of competition from the Internet, which offers free and plentiful pictures of naked women online. The magazine's circulation fell 9 percent as of the end of June 2009, according to figures from the Audit Bureau of Circulations. But Flanders told Reuters earlier this week that there were no plans to close the print edition. "Over my dead body will we quit producing the magazine in print," he said. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have already been honored this year with a set of U.S. postal stamps marking the 20th anniversary of the longest-running comedy series on U.S. television. Animated series "The Simpsons" debuted in December 1989 with a Christmas-themed episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." It has won 24 primetime Emmys and was renewed by Fox television earlier this year for two more seasons.

microwaved

Damn I'm gonna need to start an after effects one so i can look cool

the zelda theme song

Here's a few I did when I had just gotten the program