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  1. Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – "D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it. Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday. Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the glossy adult magazine, joining the ranks of sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford. Playboy said the cover and a three-page picture spread inside was a celebration of the 20th anniversary of the "The Simpsons" and part of a plan to appeal to a younger generation of readers. Scott Flanders, the recently-hired chief executive of Playboy Enterprises, told the Chicago Sun-Times in an interview that the Marge Simpson cover and centerfold was "somewhat tongue-in-cheek." "It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual," Flanders told the newspaper. He said the magazine hoped to attract readers in their 20s compared to the average Playboy reader's age of 35. Playboy also promises a story inside called "The Devil in Marge Simpson". The issue arrives on newsstands on October 16. Playboy magazine's circulation has slipped in recent years in the face of competition from the Internet, which offers free and plentiful pictures of naked women online. The magazine's circulation fell 9 percent as of the end of June 2009, according to figures from the Audit Bureau of Circulations. But Flanders told Reuters earlier this week that there were no plans to close the print edition. "Over my dead body will we quit producing the magazine in print," he said. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have already been honored this year with a set of U.S. postal stamps marking the 20th anniversary of the longest-running comedy series on U.S. television. Animated series "The Simpsons" debuted in December 1989 with a Christmas-themed episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." It has won 24 primetime Emmys and was renewed by Fox television earlier this year for two more seasons.
  2. Damn I'm gonna need to start an after effects one so i can look cool
  3. Here's a few I did when I had just gotten the program
  4. You Should Be With a Water Sign Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces. You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you. And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing. A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others. What Sign Should You Be With? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone I'm Sagittarius. Heh heh heh...FIRE!
  5. Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question: "Do you believe in God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "Do you believe in God?" "Yes..." "Do you believe in my God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "My god has a bigger dick than your god!" ~ George Carlin
  6. 3 Years war Dutch rebellion against Spain The Tudors (Specifically Henry VIII, Edward V1, and Mary) Northern Ireland The widespread movement against Catholics in America in the mid-19th century St. Barts Day Massacre The French Wars of Religion Seriously...google that shit edited to add: Atheists and Agnostics don't get into wars over not believing in a slightly different way
  7. Because as everyone knows the Democrats hate religion and plan on making it illegal. That's why America elected Obama. Soon our plans for a left wing destruction of tradition will go into effect where Obama tells children to stay in school (gasp) and we don't worship God, we worship gay people...ALL HAIL LIBERACE
  8. The Bible: Get it on Blu-Ray and see the making of the bible. With deleted scenes and a whole new ending not shown in theatres
  9. Yes you are (pats Slogo...oh no wait...Lord of Sins on the head. Sorry you 2 look alike)
  10. I didn't have it but I've been curious since you had it and wouldn't tell me.
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPGeDU5NyTg&feature=related
  12. punish him to the fullest extent. Though I think the original judge and/or prosecutor should have some punishment as well. If they offered a plea bargain and refused to hold up their end of it it would be a very monarchist attitude toward justice. I think the medeival French did that.
  13. Could you actually turn down an animated movie by Rob Zombie that includes among other things a hot blond with an eye patch who shows her boobs and fights Nazi zombie bikers?
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