My 30th is December 21st 2012. Regardless of whether or not the world ends I'm going to tie it in there.
To the real issue...bin Laden is nothing more than a man in a cave. I only wish we could treat each other everyday the same way we did in the aftermath
"How come when it's us it's an abortion? And when it's a chicken, it's an omlett?"
Okay, sooner or later someone was going to throw Carlin in there, it was me
^i hear they have good shakes, unless you don't eat dairy either. In which case I hear they have good slushes, unless you can't have sugar, but I'm done trying
NOOOO!!!!
Don't even bring up nation-wide health care. If that ever exists the fabric of space time will rip into a billion pieces.
Ok. It's not like the death panel claim had a lot of credence to it either.
I dated a Baptist for 2.5 years (i'm agnostic btw). Most of the time we got along. Really the only times we didn't were if one of us had a friend over that was mean about it. As long as nobody tries to force anything upon me, i'm cool
When people do their shopping at CVS, Walgreen's, etc... THERE IS A GROCERY STORE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FOR YOU TO GET FOOD AT. I'M JUST PICKING UP COUGH DROPS ND SOME DOUCHEBAG IN FRONT OF ME IS ASKING IF THEY SELL MEAT