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OW! OW! OW! OW! TRIPPED ON STAIRS HURT TAILBONE. GIMMIE PAIN KILLERS

I don't fault him for that I don't think the media should've made more of Obama's drug use, just less of Bush's

I make my gf take off her shoes when I'm not wearing any. Extremely tall

See, it's shit like that where I don't care. Bush, Obama...I don't care if they shot up together, as long as it was 20 years ago and not now, i really don't give a fuck. Blowjobs, college drug use, religion, whether or not they wear a fucking pin on their jacket, these things don't bother me. Not being able to string a sentence together bothers me

It was when I did

i'll do it when I have 3000 things to say

idk. someone tell me

as far as i can tell everyone upset about this, so please get over it

Look at video #3 Olbermann angry at Obama

Baby pythons escape during flight in Australia AP Missing snakes on plane ground Qantas flight AFP/File – A Qantas airliner was grounded after four snakes went missing from the cargo hold on a passenger flight … Wed Apr 15, 11:40 pm ET MELBOURNE, Australia – Four baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane in Australia, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights, the airline said Thursday. Twelve non-venemous Stimson pythons were being transported Tuesday on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne in the plane's cargo area in a bag inside a plastic foam box with air holes. When the flight landed, it was discovered that four snakes had escaped from the package, a Qantas spokeswoman said in a statement. A reptile expert searched for the 6-inch (15-centimeter) -long snakes but did not find them. It was not known if the snakes were still on the plane or if they had somehow escaped outside after the plane landed. In the meantime, the plane missed two flights it had been scheduled to fly and the passengers were transferred to other flights. When the snakes were not found, the airplane was fumigated and it returned to service on Wednesday. Stimson's pythons, which can grow up to three feet (one meter) long, live in western and central Australia and are not an endangered species. Let's see how long we can go w/o a Samuel L. Jackson quote

Public Enemies Johnny Depp as John Dillinger

I remember a few years ago someone threw a shitstorm over girls who had pigs intestines dumped on them Hey BSP... If you're gonna get banned make it worth your while.

I'd be mischevious*

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

What I realized is right when you make peace with the fact that you're single. BOOM You end up in a 3 year relationship

Gaf, it seems like you're actually hoping for nobody to be pissed about this so you can bitch at them. You'd be happy as a pig in shit if everyone on here said they don't mind if Obama does it (even though I don't think anyone here, myself included, seems to think that). It seems like the typical conservative thing. 1. Get really really pissed about something 2. hope the other side disagrees with you 3. bitch at them for not agreeing with you (or in this case labeling them hypocrites, even though they aren't) 4. (Use only if the above steps fail) Give a speech using the words "Reagan" and "Nine-Eleven" as much as possible. I made the last one up but you get my point Even Keith Olberman is pissed about it

well that was a pointless invention

And if you and i agree on something in this section...you know something is right. luv ya tits (in a friendly way)

this is stupid. Some people who are obese do have glandular issues

Any song where you feel like an asshole but you know it's for the best

ditto

Not entirely sure

1. whats ur favorite color, black and blue 2, who was ur first love? Cora 3. who was the first person u had sex with? This chick Jamie (shudders) 4. how many pircing or tattos do u have? 2.5 tats (one kinda goes into an earlier one) 0 pierce (did have the nips done for a while though) 5. if u could date any famouse person who wood it be,,? Date? ~ Drew Barrymore (she seems like someone with a good personality, she's kinda funny) Do? ~ Sharon den Adel from Within Temptation 6 iif u could date anyone from this site who wood it be? Don't know anyone well enough 7. who do u want to merry? ? 8. if u could kiss one person right now from this site who wood it be? and who? No idea 9. do u have a crush on anyone? kinda 10. have u ever had sex with more then one girl at a time? Sadly no 11. if u could touch me right now wood u? any where u wanted? yes, right on your eyebrow (I'm just kinky like that)