It's somewhat delightful when someone who broke up with you (for wanting to move forward in life instead of staying static) has ended up putting herself in more fucked up situations than you could've imagined.
Glad I avoided that train wreck
Don't you fuck with my education you assholes. I may seem nice, but if you keep me from this i will eviscerate you (psychologically). I'm not even sure i know what eviscerate means, but i'll start by ripping your cock off and i'll wing it from there. (Psychologically)