StormKnight

Join me in being evil, dirty old men...

Let's see, lecture from 4-6, home by 7p, workout, and see what to get myself.

Kind of...meh.

I suspect as much. I was wondering why there was the smell of wet burlap, maple syrup, and pancakes. *looks down at right shoulder for any other surprises*

Works for me. Wouldn't be so exact except it was the parents that stated the numbers.

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Hello and welcome back.

Being hosed over by the family on the birthday year after year, despite reminders not to. Average spent on both birthday/christmas budget for SK from family: $100.00. Accuracy on getting the right thing either time: 25% Average spent on birthday for other six siblings: $100.00 per sibling. Accuracy on getting the right thing: 80% Average spent on christmas for other six siblings: $100.00 per sibling. Accuracy on getting the right thing: 70% Conclusion; I am worth less than other members of the family.

Happy birthday, my man! Hope yours is a good one. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

OK...got a damned combination gift card...again. You would think that after over 30 years of being reminded I hate these things the family would get the message. Dad knew better after the 18th birthday. Notes for future gifts from family: I get enough virus-loaded chain mail from you that I think you have my e-mail memorized. Look up my lists on Amazon. When all else fails, send cash. Bitter? More than likely. Now, off to bed, then to plan how to make sure I have a decent birthday weekend.

is on the right track....take over the world for the girls.

OK. I can understand one halogen light bulb blowing. But two on the same torchier? Come on! Either the Forces of Darkness™ are again at work, or I have a bad floor lamp.

Likes his evil with strawberry sauce, and whipped cream.

Is evil in a good way.

has a hoodie.

Like the cold is going to suck in just a sweatshirt and running shorts, but it's only 50 yards to the fitness center..

Has a grill perfect for ribs.

Is back to stalk

Is fun to be around.

You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity I would be concerned if I got anything less. Though don't get me to calculus (come on, it was developed by Newton, a man who never got laid in his life...something is wrong about that.)

Has seen me turn women into jell-o from the glove

Doesn't know a third of it.

Would enjoy an massage with "The Gloves," among other things...

Wants to be tied....

Should realize if Tzura couldn't win it out of me, he certainly can't