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I'se somme wikked fat mershmellows an' choxolate graham crakkkers an', like, two packagez of Hershhhey barz fer it, too. Come oveh!

Oh, well, I'm treated to seven hours of Doug FM five days a week, so I know your pain. At least your station has DJs. Doug is nothing but an MP3 player with a 2000 song playlist on random. Fun day: October 2 last year when "Wicked Game" played twice in a row.

As written in the play? Or Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson in the film version in particular? Because I thought the latter were just brilliant; best portrayal I'd seen in any production.

Okay, the first was meant for you. As to the other three, I know they're not your style. I was just posting them because I appreciate them, not that you would sport such looks in public. But as for the last one, you are welcome to give me that kind of show in the privacy of our own home anytime you like. Just sayin'.

More of this, please.

This is just so precious:

's'alright. You *hic* I said youuuuuuuuuuu kin jus' come oveh to my housssssssse 'n' have Spook make 'ssssup sommaor Cosmos.

Oh....oh MY!

Hey, Spook--I think you would look dashing in something like this:

Please, please, please, pretty ladies: leave your perfect tits the way they are. Lifts and implants will not improve them. If I have to fondle them every day to remind you of this, I am glad to do so. kthanxbai.

What are they? Eden's first ambiguously homosexual duo? lol. I do think you mean "Up and at 'em," good sir.

Why not?

May I add, CDGG, that I am really, really, truly and sincerely hoping that you do NOT marry this guy. You are unhappy now. If you marry him, you will just be unhappily married and, eventually, unhappily divorced. I DO think drugs are the problem and you are not the one who can fix that. There. I said it. You are free to hate me.

Oh good, because I think Obama's is failing after getting it the ass from all sides.

"Me and You and Everyone We Know" Oddball romance. Touching in a totally quirky way. I mean, you know it's sincere, but you're a little embarrassed for it.

"Shh. I think I hear someone in the basement."

I've been trying to get Scott to come with me here for a few months now.

I came for the sex. I stayed for the companionship.

*Puts on her Dr. Cox voice--nothing below intended as anything but fun* Dear God, Michele. If I wanted your opinion (and say that actually would happen that I would want something as singularly dull as a "green pepper corer"), I would have brought you the speculum so that you could have an easier time talking out your ass. It may very well be, Shirley, that a woman can hand out the best ass kicking (you would best know since your head is so far in your butt you can read the tread and check for polyps simultaneously) you wall-eyed sushi-eating mongrel, but in this case, you are poorly misinformed. Anyone as amazing as Dr. Cox is likely to be an amalgam of several very strong and memorable characters. There is no one person who is that cool. Evidence of another influence. So, unless the female doctor in your acquaintance fathered the beautiful Christa Miller before having a sex change operation, you, newbie, are: (I don't like to repeat myself, so I put something that amuses me above. BUT YOU'RE STILL WRONG. And by the way, the fact that they make sushi bite-sized isn't so you wouldn't have to chew it. You should try masticating; I hear that the food tastes better that way. /End Coxian rant

Okay, I understand your anger regarding people who actually are too lazy to find work. That isn't the only factor here. There is also A SHORTAGE OF JOBS. Also consider that there are opportunity costs to each job. That is to say, that the hours you spend (and the money you spend on gas to get there and other work expenses) COULD potentially be spent finding you a job with better compensation, benefits, etc. And it doesn't really help to take a McJob across town that pays only minimum wage on a part-time schedule and mandates that you not take another job because they want you to be available at the drop of a hat (most major retailers are jerks like this; Walmart most notoriously), when it will be only a matter of time before they let you go (that is, FIRE you--looks bad on your resume and makes it hard to find more work) and most of your income actually ends up going toward things (like transportation) so that you can keep that job. (Yeah, you get a tax break on it, but when you're in that low an income bracket, that means nothing: you're already paying nothing in taxes and will get it all back at the end of the year---you need the money NOW.) Anyway, says a recent statistic: Article here. Cutting off welfare to many of these people means that the rug is getting pulled out from under them and they have no further recourse: they are a large step closer to starving on the streets. That SUCKS for those of them who HAVE legitimately been looking for work.

OMG, don't we all have a crazy ex? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgiuRi3tBpU&feature=related

Yay! I'm so happy for you and that little kitty. She looks like a ghost fox, btw. You should give her a ghosty name. Phantasm or something.

Oh, she's not stupid. She's stubbornly close-minded. I know lots of stubbornly close-minded people*. Some of them are atheists, even. She just happens to be one whose tiny corner of the world also takes the Christian bible literally and willingly dismisses all evidence to the contrary. I like my aunt, though I disagree with her emphatically on several issues. Openness, especially to new ideas and experiences, is a personality trait. Some people don't have it. They feel very challenged and insecure when presented with new things and tend to isolate themselves in very homogenous groups. Ridding the world of religion won't eliminate this tendency in people. And, yes, this tendency is dangerous when extreme. My aunt isn't violent or vindictive, though. Just a little mouse of a person who is trying to grow in spite of these tendencies. No, I don't think she'll ever accept dinosaurs. But she has learned tolerance of people who believe differently than she does, even coming to understand that it is not indicative of whether a person is good or evil and that differently-minded people can even bring her some useful knowledge and insight she does not have. [*Disclaimer: above remarks are NOT directed at any one person or persons. I didn't write this with anyone on this board in mind. Kthanxbai]

I hate being fat...so I drink a beer and eat a marshmallow...but then I'm more fat and I hate it more...so I drink another beer and eat another marshmallow...and now I'm nearly out of marshmallows! Oh, and I have a hangnail. Well, three, actually. And I've scratched my mosquito bites until they've bled and they still itch.