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Return the favor. Actually, we should start another chain.

Hit him up for a drink. (I'm broke.)

I'm not ticklish. ................................................................................ ..................... Drink fine wine.

Well then, I'm DEFINITELY tagging along.

Yeah, some guys ARE assholes. If one's predominant mode of interaction with others is cruel and abusive, one is an asshole, plain and simple. And if one does not discriminate with whom one engages in sexual behavior regardless of how one is treated by one's partners, but instead persists in a desperate effort, not only to satisfy one's actual libido, but also to receive validation from the sexual act alone, one is a slut. This does NOT actually require that one be promiscuous, but the correlation is high. Women can be assholes. Men can be sluts. We usually note the reverse; I'm not convinced it is more prevalent. I was guilty, at one point in my life, of being a slut who was attached to an asshole. I'm not proud of that, but I HAVE LEARNED from my mistakes. I hope. Now I tread carefully. But I'm an unreformed FLIRT, so beware.

I still need to tickle you until your nose bleeds.

I'd say!

Well, my sociopathic ex-husband is NEVER single. And, really, I don't know what is good about him. All I can say was I musta been DELUSIONAL. (I am much more careful now.)

Trying desperately to think of something amusing. .... .... nope. sorry. got nothing.

Guys who prefer sluts avoid you like the plague?

Where and when? I'm not likely to have cash enough 'til after the new year.

Sorry aequorea. I did not mean to skip you; flood control is messing with my timing. How 'bout you and I go to dinner?

Lol. I guess I'd chaperone Gimp and Msterbeau on their date together.

I'm not much fond of either. *much* There's exceptions to that too.

That would be a short date; I'm a lightweight. Dine.

dance.

desirous

My mother's chili, plus about 2 tablespoons of various chili powders and red pepper, because even though I can't take a lot of spice, my mom makes it far too mild.

I was just going to say she should write a note.

i was on the roof

I am about to climb up on the roof and sweep of the little locus tree leaves and twigs that have accumulated there. Wish me luck and sure-footing.

If you're talking about sex and masturbation in the figurative sense, then yeah, I get you. I was thinking purely (not quite purely, really) of the physical and tangible world. But figuratively, I f*** with my head all the time!

+1 to both Siouxsie and Annie Lennox for old school hotness. Damn.