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Um. Wow, this is going to take a while. Well, see....I've known I was bi since I was 19. And though sex is very (let me reiterate, VERY) important to me, I don't like having sex with people that I don't feel emotionally connected to. Is icky. And I've tried enough times to know, most certainly, that it doesn't work for me. So, being bi has always been problematic. I tried resolving it in the past by having an open relationship--didn't like it. Then by connecting to one, a male or female for whom I deeply cared and then trying to work in a third, and it has always blown up in my face. Generally it goes like this: either I am with a girl who is lesbian and is disgusted by the prospect of having a man join us and the men who are available to us are typically chauvinistic boobs who believe that it will be all about them and the pre-teen fantasies they've been harboring since the first time they jacked off to their neighbor's father's stolen copy of Hustler. Ick. Or I'm with a guy whom I dig very much, but believes that I will be satisfied with any dumb as fuck pussy carrier with the body of a toothpick and personality to match (thin, void of nutrients, prone to splintering) and insists on trying to get it on with this wooden stick much to my total revulsion and resentment of them both. I'm picky. And for good reason. I am not single. Happily, I've been adopted by a couple. And if I am ever single again, I think I will only date couples in the future b/c this is just so awesome. My requirements: 1) Real caring. That means being emotionally available and forthright. Come on out and say what you want and need. Don't make me guess. And when I say I need your support, extend yourself. I like men and women who are honest, daring, and sensitive. Be vulnerable. It's a kind of strength in itself. And little gestures mean a lot. I make them often, don't expect any return other than in kind. Things like hugs, kisses, little love notes, foot rubs, cleaning up after oneself, checking in with "how are you doing?" and "how was your day?", complements (especially when conquering past bad habits), encouragement. Basically, I think that we are all like children all of our lives; it's just that when we become adults, we develop this ability to parent each other in the ways that perhaps our own were lacking. We never get too old for unconditional love, tough love, and just being there. 2) Intelligence. I don't mean just per the Stanford-Binet scale. I mean having a real lust for learning and the application of your newly acquired knowledge. The world is too intricate and amazing to be content with the little corner of it that you were born to. Explore, experience, adapt, adopt, and share. 3) Sex and sensuality. I am really big on touch, and smell, and taste, and the way you sound when I make you feel good. I like sex and plenty of it. Really, like everyday (even several times a day, or all day) if possible. It should be gooey, dangerous, and creative. I like pain, but not humiliation. Shame should be banished. Otherwise, let's see what we can make, shall we? I don't like girls that only pretend to like girls for the sake of getting the guys hot. I don't like fake orgasms. Really, why are you wasting my time? If you want something, ask me. I'm probably game. Oh, and anal is a must. 4) Some ability to cope with the real world. And a desire to do good in it. By this, I refer to a desire for community and an ability to negotiate the needs of the many with the desires of the one, an appreciation for others, a sense of responsibility and spirituality, however you want to define it, and a moral compass. And now, I will conclude because I'm visiting my dad in Denver and it's time to see the Botanical Gardens. I could add more, but I'm really here to visit him, not type on-line. Bye!

Not single. But was. Found out something about myself. not a good idea for me to not have a FWB when looking. Everybody starts looking good. Find too many wtfwIt? type people that way. The best opportunities do seem to come along when NOT looking. Truism had some validity to it in my case.

Buy her some magic duct tape and a shower curtain, just in case.

Hi!

It's a tie between the guy who found out that I had been attacked by a psychotic woman at four with a pair of scissors (he put scissors in my locker everyday and told the whole school--people would follow me in the halls chanting "scissors"; I stopped going to my locker and just started carrying all my books with me all the time) and the girl who mostly targeted my close friend and my brother with homophobic slurs about me (funny that she didn't harass me directly, but my friend and my brother got beaten up over it). What stupid thing did you want to do as a teenager that you still wish you did now?

Thinking of OMG eating sushi at my desk.

Oh, which? Like that I regret the most, or unjustified? Both you say? Okay. I regret most giving my daughter up for adoption. After that I regret smoking crack. After that I regret marrying my ex. Unjustified. Well, marrying my ex counts, but that was only evil to me. I ripped my little brother off for $5 of his allowance when he was in kindergarten. It blew up in my face though.

Remembering to vote in November.

Moi? C'est non!

can't do whiskey, scotch or bourbon. yes, there is a story behind that. What was the most humiliating experience you have ever had in primary school?

Okay. So a woman calls up at my work wanting to know the phone number of realtors with whom our shareholders have placed their units for sale. "But you have to excuse me," she says, "for writing so slowly. My pen stopped working and I'm using nailpolish." Makes me smile. I hope she buys a unit. I like her already.

Az_, you rock. Really. Bestest little penguin dude to ever venture off the Antarctic since Opus.

Rejoicing in the fact that both of my bosses are out of the office and I get to be lazy all day provided I do the filing and answer the phones.

Foamy brushes.

from special anonymous source: "Speaking of sharks, let's speak about armadillos."

Herding cats can be accomplished with catnip. This is more difficult. They say everybody has an opinion. UU's have four, and they negate each other.

A favorite? How can I pick just one time? I love the autumn, the chilly air and the smell of decaying leaves, watching the yellowjackets in their dramatic last dash frenzy before they curl up and die. I love the winter, especially the early morning when the sky is electric blue and the snow is falling, or later in the morning when the streets are covered in the mists of sublimating snow. I love the spring, the dank muddiness of it, the smell of rot and new life. I love the summer, especially the thick, liquid nights and the thunderstorms. I can't pick just one. What do you like about the seasons?

"sashimi" In what type of body of water do you most prefer to swim?

Leaving to help my brother in the kitchen and rescuing my cat from my overzealous cousins.