Smack him on the soles of his feet for being so smart with me. And then tease him: I made it to member and you are still a neophyte: being fully aware that he will prolly have double my posts next week once I actually have to get back to my regular post at work. Shucks.
New sport: licorice rope tug-of-war.
How played: Take a powerful man (or woman) and pit against a random anything amusing, lace the licorice rope with ecstasy.
Example: Dick Cheney on one side, Polar bear on other.