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Wow. Now she looks like the tiny sister of Cher. So sad.

You're looking for an ass? I'm right here, silly!

THAN. But Halloween is better if "if Halloween, then sex," is true.

Calix: a big-headed human vessel of continual half-assed reinvention.

A device for dispensing noogies to those who are guilty of noun/article disagreement.

Mice are cute, but not wild ones loose in the house. Rodents are notorious carriers of all sorts of ugly pathogens.

Great. So the first effects of enhanced global warming are killing all the hippie/granola festival going people first? There's proof against the efficacy of karma.

Plus, it's not like everyone else has completely honest so no explanation is needed names anyway or else the Tea Party would just be a long string of epithets. *disclaimer: TWB is drunk posting

If you change DGN's name, I'll have to change mine, and I really don't want my name to be Seriously Normal Person with a Side of Sauce. Thanks.

You better, or I'm driving to Kzoo just to give you a noogie.

You mean YOU didn't think they were dates. My guess is there are plenty of guys who were hoping that's just what it was.

Your scores have been tallied up. You are: Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. I am both orderly and instinctive. I value community and group identity, defining myself by the social group I am a part of. At best, I'm selfless and strong-willed; at worst, I'm unoriginal and mindless. I am White/Green The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta

I want a silver eye. The other I want to be able to change on a whim. Oh, but wouldn't it be cool to have a goat's rectangular pupils?

Cotton candy. Now I feel ill.

^You have to say that with a Boston accent. To be read with a New England accent (Mister Burns, Stewie, Brain): Neuman is an island.

Wow, I'm getting up when you are going to bed. We both have an excellent chance of seeing the sunrise, though.

I actually did use to wonder about this as a kid. To think, I had to wait 22 years for an answer. Thanks, SBS. </h1>

Well, I guess we will find out once and for all if any man is an island.

Making some steel cut oats, sipping on my coffee, and just wasting time until my friends come over to help me convert that defunct gas grill into an herb garden.

Oh, I can think of more if you are feeling bulimic, my dear. What about that elderly lady who was pronounced dead as her body had already begun to putrify (she'd fallen and been struck unconscious with a very intermittent heartbeat) but then came to as the bus was taking her away.

I have an idea. I'll buy the vowels and you can have the consonants.

About a zillion things at once. Panic, anger, grief, self-doubt (but that's a given), relief, hope, and excited. And a little embarrassed. Did I turn a corner or did my world just get turned upside down? What I do in the next 30 days will determine it all.

Sweetie, I totally get you on this one. I've been wanting a tummy tuck since I had a baby in '97. I totally had the pouch 'til I made like a pig and filled it all back out. Now, I'm back up to my peak weight when pregnant, but if I ever get back down, it may be on my list. But everyone's boobs go saggy. It doesn't stop mine from getting the love. Promise.

Nuh uh. 'Cuz I am rubber and you are glue. What you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Baby!