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TheGimp

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  1. LMAO indeed u are hun ok well i gotta head up to work now brenda ttyl hun
  2. oh well...u shall be one of the few to see em then lucky u i suppose *shrugs*
  3. the crow was saying jynxxxy eat whity's go get more sliders for us to share
  4. lol iam just teaseing ya darlin its okay Piss lady HA got u back turtle comment lol its funny now
  5. iam jus sayin lol... yes dong bars i laugh now that i read it agian.... id put pictuers up in sex and sexuality but i dont think u can show dongs on there boobs yes ass yes but penis hmmm
  6. NOT NICE!!! i thought u had love fo a brutha as far as brenda gose tattoo coverd lady
  7. fine if u must gaze upon the dong u may although it will be strange u will be the first to see my dong bars
  8. do you do dongs? yes brenda you can still watch
  9. oh i just remebered one i was like 19 and got a roofing job for the summer and it was starting to rain some where in BFE like a good hour drive north from downtown i had my boss called me off the roof cuz it said on the radio thunder storm a brewin and i got down started packin most of the stuff in the truck up and the sky opened up and we got in the truck and waited for a break in the strom to grab the ladder after about 15 mind my bosss went fuck this lets get the ladder off the side of the house and get home i said ok...as we were about to hop outta the truck he was already half way there and lightin hit the ladder and knocked it over we didnt see it a course cuz its impossible to see lighting with the naked eye but he turned around and said never mind we can wait and walked back to truck....ive never laughed so hard in my life
  10. FINE but thats the ONLY thing your lookin at i dont need you to see my carrot stick and pebbles.... anywho do u want me to meet ya somewhere prior to the shop or just at the shop...er what darlin
  11. *swish* Buzzer sounds* BRENDA WINS BRENDA WINS AND TEAM DGN ARE NATIONAL CHAMPS
  12. not at all...just dont look me in the face during the process....make sure it warm in the shop to i dont need to go in for a percing with turtle syndrome
  13. it took me a while to think of something odd that i have seen or have happend to me and i couldnt think of anything and i was astounded that i cant belive that i have never witnessed anything odd then i remebered when i was 12 years old and me and my friend got hungry and there was no food in the house and all we had was 6 bucks so we went to the local mom and pop shop near our house got a can of sloppy joe mix and a bag of buns well on the way back we ran into a group of our freinds in the little park by our hosue and went to go play a quick game of tag well 1 game turned into 5 and lost track of time well we got back to our bikes as a Homeless guy sittin on a bench near our bikes and eat jerry rigged open our sloppy joe can and was eattin our manwhich's we couldnt help but laugh as we walked up he satrted runnin off....we shruged our shoulders and went on our way about a year later we seen him now and then and hed wave and smile and wed say hi and talk to him every now and then about bullshit hed joke around with us sayin if we didnt go to school wed be like him and hed laugh and then say he was seriouse well about 6 years prior to that we really didnt see him much and i was working at rams horn in allen park and he walked in and i reconoized him and he sat down and asked for cofffee gave him his coffee and he just kept giving me odd glace's every now and then and after his third refill he asked me my name i told him and he remebered me as a kid growin up and remebered stealin my man which meat i was flabber gasted i picke dup his tab for him but had a good laugh about it......
  14. cold bored tired waiting to go to work at CC
  15. probably after the holidays darlin...ill let ya know and when ya get a free day we can go put holes in my wang
  16. a smile....thats it.....just got outta the shower
  17. god damn little fucker wont die..... hides a machette under my coat and a knife cuped in my hand and walks up to gaurd and shives him in the side and cups his mouth so he cant scream....cuts his thraot drags him in the room shuts and locks the door pulls the machette out wacks hope in the side of the head with it pulls it out....stands over cupid and swings the machette down hard and fast decapating the little fucker throws his head out the window cuts off his arms and legs and puts them in the hazmat can and sneaks out..... about damn time the little fucker is dead
  18. if i didnt have to work id do it....id buy one of those play bow and arrow sets at the dolla store...and go buy a thing of depends from walmart and sport a big adult diapar and get a sash and buy sum fake wings that those girls wear and shoot people in the butt
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