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TheGimp

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  1. looks good in a cowboy hat and chaps
  2. i agree how can you get off on saggy balls saggy tits a flabby ass and ur forgetfull youd be having sex and forget ur having sex
  3. viagra why do ppl in there 90's need to fuck
  4. id get high get drunk and bang the nearest hottest chick then kill zombies
  5. wants to know why punk princess said she wish i had the crush on her?
  6. one time wraped the fire poi chains around his hand and still managed to get drunk later that night
  7. dosent know much about her either but seems like a nice girl
  8. i want....Beer, Bongs, and Boobs not to have boobs but to look at boobs
  9. god damn it hes jacking off agian
  10. kicked the asses of all the people that pissed me off
  11. whn the hooker smacks you across the face and says your fuckin sick
  12. i wish to have have sex with jessika fuckin rockz
  13. wish granted but the head you want isnt the kinda head you prefer its a nasty served head from a 100 year old grave thats decomposed to shit
  14. Wish Granted but the fish turns out to be rotten and the dish is covered with the herpes viruis infecting ur rotten fish I wish for a beer and a sexy naked female maid
  15. i forgot to grant chickies wish so you now know the muffin man but he turns out to be asshole and gives you a muffin filled with exlax
  16. i wish i had a 12inch penis but iam not cutting off 3 inches for anybody so i wish for a Dr.Pepper and a Hooker
  17. watching TV and being bored waiting for saturday to roll around
  18. thats kinda mean to do i think
  19. Ive Been single for to long now and be cool to find a nice person
  20. Listening to music waiting for the weekend so i can go back to CC
  21. I have a crush on someone from C.C. i dont know if shes a DGNer though i dont have a crush on her but i think BUTTON LADY is hot
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