How to stay single...
Don't be a felon
stay out of prison
be honest and respectful
being nice
don't be a druggie/loser
Avantages
No one to bitch at you
you can enjoy total complete antisocialism when you want too
You can work more,enjoy family and friends more often.
if you don't want to be single
then the first top five will do.
thats just how society is.
Wait till they ban your right to free speech 100% you won't be able to complain about anything without getting arrested,LOL! It will happen, this is not a country it's a corporation,gotta enjoy sarcasm,btw welding fumes,farts,and factory smoke are safer to inhale
I like walking drunk,good luck cracking down on that,they cannot impound your shoes,I have yet to see them arrest 45 people in one night for walking trashed on a sidewalk esp when they are just going home and not causing any issues
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Dubai-Tower/ss/events/lf/120209dubaitower;_ylt=ArZ87.Z0HEPh9K8rw.urGHqaK8MA#photoViewer=/091127/photos_ts_afp/971738c24440846fd4bdf252fe38b993
over a half mile high!!
The reality of the Jetson's is here.
Full Metal Jacket
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Fu&k Granmole Yes I would say that right to that bitches face,it's just like assisted suicide is illegal,gotta keep that tax payer alive so they can be ripped off,I just can't wait for freedom of speech to be fully banned,(off topic rant)I own my body not them,let me save myself from myself I don't need the help
so let me guess,its less harmful to put your mouth over an exhaust pipe than it is to smoke a cigarette,hmm I can see the comparison of apples and oranges.oh don't forget that welding smoke and factory smokestack smoke is also less harmful as well,lets throw some radon in there for good measure.
When it comes to any public place I use foot action instead,flush the toilet with your foot,open the door with your foot,turn on/off the light switch with your foot,it can be done,don't use your hands if you can help it,there are just too many disgusting filthy people around these days
anything that is dropped on the CC floor is immediately garbage,at work if I drop
a piece of candy on the shop floor,I'll still eat it,if its wrapped,I'll take toxic oil coolant over CC funk anytime,LOL!!