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I'm having MASSIVE LULZ

I think this one turned out really well. Notice my beautiful, flowing blonde hair, notice how my cleavage peeks out just enough, and devilishly for all eyes to see. I'm also quite fond of the steed I'm mounting, my eyes half-mast in bliss. And this is probably the ugliest picture of me ever.

The bold parts are what describe my heart most completely.... Something evil's watching over you Comin' from the sky above And there's nothing you can do Prepare to strike There'll be no place to run When your caught within the grip Of the evil Unicron Transformers More than meets the eye Transformers Robots in Disguise Strong enough to break the bravest heart So we have to pull together We can't stay worlds apart To stand divided we will surely fall Until our darkest hour When the light will save us all Transformers More than meets the eye Transformers Robots in Disguise Transformers Autobots wage their Battle To destroy the evil forces Of the Decepticons It's judgment day and now we've made our stand And now the powers of darkness Have been driven from our land The Battle's over but the war has just begun And this way it will remain til the day when all are one Transformers Transformers Transformers Transformers More than meets the eye

Cupid keeps hitting idiots with arrows when they're looking at me, and enjoys syringing the elixer of love into my own veins when an asshole is within radius. Wtf, cupid..... wtf. Shame there aren't any good, loyal guys who will actually stand up to my brassy bossy bitch attitude. I'm sick of nice guys getting me all excited and parroting over and over 'Yeah you just need a guy that can handle you, I can totally handle you, and you'll keep me in your life cuz I keep you in line!!!' Saying such a thing is a surefire sign that he indeed can not. I truly, honestly think I'm just meant to be single. Or a dominatrix with many boyfriends.

Yeah, but that was 2-3 years ago that I wasn't eating well. For the past year and a half I've been a healthy eater, if not a voracious one. Idk. I think I may have perma-altered by body chemistry somehow and now have super-powered metabolism.

Very typically goth of me... but the werewolf rape scene from Bram Stoker's Dracula, with Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder :drool The way Lucy's back arches and everything.... my good lord. Also the scene from 300 where the Oracle is dancing and whatnot. In case it hasn't caught on I have a visual appreciation for contorted female bodies.

I want to not have people make jokes about how I never eat, that's what I want. Especially since these people see me eat insane amounts of food all the time T_T I actually have a rather horrifying appetite.

If I won the lottery I'd probably make a youtube video of myself burning all of it. And then I'd make even more money from all the television appearances of the 'crazy lady who burned her grand prize' I would then use That money for cancer research, since I'm a chainsmoker and might die before 40.

I daresay I feel some amon amarth coming forth for the two of you.

Eh, I want to gain weight and get some curves the same reason exceptionally larger women who aren't suffering in health due to size want to lose weight. It's all about aesthetics. Plus I'm underweight, I'm sure. 5'7 and only weighing 117? That's pretty scary. Hopefully my metabolism slows in time, but I'll be 19 soon and it's still showing no sign of doing so.

I'm 5'7 and 117 pounds. People don't seem to understand that women can be self-conscious about being too thin, too. I get poked fun at for being so skinny and people don't understand that it hurts. I try to gain weight, but I have a crazy thyroid that's always thwarting my plans. I'll just hope your situation works for me once the time for little ones comes 'round

If anyone devises a way to split their excess weight with me, I could do with more than a few pounds. I'm vastly underweight and lacking in feminine curves On that note I used to be 157 pounds before I hit a depression and stopped eating a few years ago. Though I'm eating fine now my body hasn't quite bounced back and I'm horrifically skinny. I would advice everyone trying to lose weight to MAKE SURE YOU DO IT THE HEALTHY WAY or you will regret it. Aaaand on a final note; skinny people report in also, with advice on how to GAIN weight without getting a heart attack.

self-derogatory in username choice Or very honest

Cheers to soilent green

Lol relax, I don't bite.... (dare I be randy and say.... "hard"?)

I want to be cremated and have a tree planted in the ashes where I lie, because I'm a megalomanic ego-tripping narcissist and think the world needs a constant reminder that I once existed.

Eh, thanks but no thanks. Not interested in tapletop much, I prefer the easygoing, post-when-you-can action of an online guild or the like. Plus if I ever decide I hate my DM I can just drop the site and never log in again! Good luck to her with that, though.

Why are we speaking English? QUE, MI AMIGO, QUE?????

I used to play in a play-by-post format on a dungeons and dragons site, but I've had irreconcilable differences with my DM and no longer play there. Anybody know any I could join? I'd also need help, maybe through IM, rolling out a new character. I can play, but when it comes to character creation I prefer someone else to help me lest I do something wrong.