beat, burned out, collapsing, dead on my feet, dog-tired, done in, drained, drowsy, fatigued, overtaxed, pooped, run-down, sleepy, spent, tuckered out, wasted, worn out
Your's are mushy.
I like these two best - "You never know how much a smile may mean to someone." and "Skip when you can, whistle often, smile more." because I do know, I smile all the time, Smilie Ryle that's me and well everyone know I find a reason to skip and whistle at least once a day... keeps you young!!!
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car..
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it..
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN.
A: meditate alone while sitting on the edge of a very tall cliff ...so you feel like your on top of the world... its an amazingly peaceful experience...
Q: What is the most stressful thing you've ever had to do?
A: I would like to experience one day in a life time as a MAN *giggle* but that will never happen.
(side note... i just got an email that said Raev posted but can't see his post) In answer to his question per my email
A: the farthest I've gone is Spain. Love it there. Great food amazing culture.
Q: What is at the top of your "bucket list" and how likely is it that you will do said thing before you die?
A: International Airline Pilot... I love to fly... I love to be in command... and I want to see the world at no cost to me... so yes pilot or marry rich man that likes to travel A LOT
Q: If you could go any where in the world... where and why and for how long?