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is probably a lot warmer than I am right now (damnit I wish I could have stayed where I was all cuddly & warm instead of coming back to this cold damned house argh)

McDonalds + Vodka & cranberries + repetitive back & forth movement = Uckiness

Troy, everyone deserves to be loved. Especially someone like yourself. Where would we all be without you? Look at your top ten posters: Brenda has 19,099 Phee has 17,907 HeadWreck has 10,219 Paper Hearts has 10,104 Fierce Critter has 9,438 ...and the list goes on. I have 1,824 posts, and I've only been a member for four months. This time last year, I could have counted my friends on the fingers of one hand. Thanks to this board, I'm now part of a family. I'm sure that I'm not alone in this. And we have you to thank for that, Troy. You may tire of hearing this, but we all love you very much, and we're all here for you. If you indeed believe yourself to be a burden, then it is one that we will all happily bear. Don't leave us, Troy. :tear

And to get there, you'll have to pass the barrage. There once was a man from Nantucket :devil

woke me up with the dome light

knows what it feels like to be a freak, apparently

Brrrrr fuck yes. Lemme guess, you're having wonderful, mild late summer weather?

knows that I know what he knows...wow that's a lot of "know"s

has apparently read some of my sex forum posts :blushing

is ticklish on his noggin

isn't bitter

Paris Hilton...she's just so scary! Favorite villan?

15 drinks? That's some expensive piss.

is engaged to a lady with a pretty name

Yes, I've heard good things. Isn't The Daily Show awesome?

N Nobodies - Marilyn Manson

is quite right....and I likely never will be (engaged)

Yeah, but it would have to be more like news than the brainrot fiction I engross myself in most of the time. I was hoping you had a particular book in mind?

You're Welcome, Sir Feel better now?

Exactly....did they have an army of devoted fans? Hmmmm I don't think so.

is kinda quiet, but funny when engaged in conversation