unchaste

I posted a topic once.......it was great.

has an obese feline

a whole lotta Marilyn Manson

knocks down more shelves than Ash in Evil Dead

talkin to Ajax, wishing I wasn't alone

dances the dance of life. Dance with me, Lois!

actually posted an av of herself for once!?

is the perfect height for me to be eye-level with her breasticles

Froggies. My grandma used to collect all kinds of frog knick knacks & such, and I kind of adopted the habit after she passed away. Flowers, candy or jewelry?

As in like pop-and-cigarettes cheap? If so, then, how YOU doin?

will get an unchaste bite on the neck

so won't be expecting that judo chop

is going to be injured if he quotes crappy pop music again

Make that a double.....though my sinuses are draining and my stomach is all icky and I would probably spew it right back up.

bearded wonder

Lynard Skynard Freebird If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.

When I was born, they put an IV IN MY FUCKING HEAD. I still don't understand how they could dp that to me. My poo wittle noggin. I will be your guide dog for they evening Saephyr, fear not. But don't expect me to wipe for you or anything. My love only goes so far.

I have to go for the day......time to go get me paycheck! Then it's time for an afternoon of fun and adventure with Sir Ajax, capped off by an evening of gay-people-watching at Necto. Talk to you post-whores later

hmmmmm moist where's you put the everlasting gobstopper?

broke the flux capacitor

has a fetish pour le francais

Sure, got any strawberries?

I got a chocolate orange....na na na na naa

Very much, but I is poor. 2 weeks without Phee, how could you do this to us?

has.........a vehicle? two hands? a book? some candy? a pancreas?