unchaste

Tacos are great

touched his phenis

WHY is it that when I finally fall for someone that... a) is available b) is an actual gentleman c) shares many common interests with me d) actually reads e) is intelligent f) worships the ground upon which I tread ...everyone else decides that they want me? Ex #1 gets all psycho-obsessive, then apologetic (You had me long enough) Ex #2 pops out of the woodwork after 3 monthes and decides to tell me that he loves me (You fucked up even when I gave you a second chance) Ex #3 is upset because I did a complete 180-degree-turn in my feelings for him (Let's face reality, you & I could never be) I really need to stop answering my phone, this is driving me insane.

has a perverse jewish love for pork

was grave in the graveyard

Has an organ full of organs

No, but I own someone who does..... Ain't he cute?

...but invader blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

aspires to post more than me

Personally, I like my potatoes vodka'd Preferred means of inebriation?

still a newb

I think it's the only use of the word "retardent" Favorite word?

is repetitive

is really a secret agent for Bulgaria

image?

ate my brownies & had an orgasm

ate a brownie once...it was great

needs a 10 minute break

my brain really hurts

is more of a cashew man

Something you know that you'll be going to hell for Define Good?

will have a martini and a roofie colada for the lady

No, just sitting Got evilness?