Lucia_Woolf

Well modesty is always a good trait to have, sir. I exercise it so much, many people think I have low self-esteem... ha, kidding. Kinda.

Good Morning

That's a safe way to go...and if nothing else, the lass you're talking to will compliment you to make you feel better about yourself. But I won't do that :-P. (You're a little bit awesome, though)

Way to knock yourself down a few notches, sir...

Yeah, well, I'm only, like, 75% gay (I like to leave a margin of error in case I'm pleasantly surprised by an awesome guy).

Lol! I fear that would turn me completely straight...

Oh God, you gagged? That's just wrong...

I completely agree. Besides, if it smells foul, something is wrong... and there's a difference between "strong scent" and "nasty shit".

Wow. That's amazing. I really hope I never smell horrible vagina.

I know how you feel, man. If you ever need tips on how to let a girl down easy, ask me. I have experience.

*mwah* You rock.

But I figured it was just an emotional outlet to help you cope with being a doody head...

Aw, I thought you would feel some hint of remorse for having impacted my decision so strongly...

Well, in all honestly, you don't need to be drunk to be warm, so maybe I should say Get Cuddly! And Slightly Buzzed! And actually, yeah, I have no one to cuddle with either...hm. Yeah. I hate the cold too.

Thank you, Rev. You have successfully assisted in the enrichment of life, and for that, I feel I owe you.

Ah, yes. Hard Nipples and coats are good aspects of the cold, but I am also a fan of the whole "cuddling" thing. And the "drinking to stay warm" part. Don't get grumpy, get Cuddly! And Drunk!

Consider yourself added, because...well...I added you. The cool thing about people is that every once in awhile, you DO meet someone of AWESOMENESS caliber, so it makes human interaction a tad worth it. And I love gummy worms. Reminds me of the chocolate cakes/muffins with gummy worms kids would make at Halloween...I love Halloween.

Hey there! Thanks for reading the profile, I kinda hate doing em since I never know what to say, but I did enjoy reading (all of) yours. You seem like a person whose mind I want to pick . And yes, Raev and I shared some interesting convo at a camping gathering. He's a very cerebral man. I dig cerebrums...oh, and brains, too. ;-)

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocow. Enjoying the weather? Because I totally am. It hurts my face a little (and my neck from the whipping wind), but I love it.

LMAO.

Muhahaha....we log-on amongst you....

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Huh? I'm never gone, sir. I lurk all the time...

*Gay Penguin noise*

Ah! I took so long to get back with you! But I did check out that site, it is pretty cool. Have you ever heard of John George Haigh? Crazy story, man. Oh, and actually, I have two more chapters posted on my blog if you ever get the urge...