Lucia_Woolf

Like cheese whiz, or havarti? Ooh, Sharp Cheddar...Water Crackers...Tuna...

Aw, you guys are so awesome. Thanks for the welcome, I just *sniff*, I just *sniff*... *Get yourself together, wimp!* *Ahem*. I mean, uh. You're all Cool dudes. Dead Babies and Succubus Dreams and all that.

No, they always come out cheesy Cuz I try to rhyme...like...wheezy And it never flows to well, Cuz my phrases look...like, hell..(?)

Haha, punny. Reminds me of putty. Like Silly Putty. Muddy. Buddy. Slutty. McNutty.

The nether realm...

*Catches fish in mouth.* Mm...salmon

Thank you!

Current location? The Clem. I'm a thug. Where from? *Smacks head* Same place... Gender? *Sticks hand in pants* Uh...female. Yeah. Work? 2 of them. And a modeling job on the side (for art classes. NOT NUDIE! yet.) School? Sure, it's cool. You get to learn stuff, kids give ya wedgies...awesome spots to make out... Oh. I'm going to Columbia College in the Fall. Trying this college thing again. Maybe I'll get it right? Kids? No. They're cute, but only til they start to shit. Married? GODDESS, no. Single? Quite. Heh. Hobbies? Writing, Singing, Painting, Drawing, Reading, Playing Bass, Dancing, Tuna, Sunflower seeds, Fried Rice....wait. What was the question? How Did You Find DGN? Why, pRick led me to this wonderful place. Other Stuff? Ah-ah-ah, check out the profile. There's other stuff on there, my lovelies. ~Lucia_Woolf~

*The Crowd Cheers, Women throw panties, men throw jock straps*

And I still haven't gone to bed...

7 hour conversation... Well worth the one hour of sleep, sluggish motor skills and foggy head. Definitely made my day. :-D

A former poet with a 13-yr old writer son came into the restaurant today. He wants me to talk to him (the son) because he thinks that I'll have the type of influence that will last him the rest of his life. Talk about some serious Ego Stroking. (haha, "I be Strokin...")

1)Write by candlelight 2)Read some Poe 3)Masturbate 4)Fall asleep to some LOGO or Adult Swim Yep...that sounds about right.

You're my new favorite person

Would love to come, but I have no working vehicle, nor a companion...*lesigh*

Thanks, I didn't have enough pee to put her out...