drcarstairs

Okay, I am a dabbler in everything and a master of none. Sci-fi, Fantasy, horror, politics, religion, science, RPG – all of interest. Physically I am old, fat, and bald (yet oddly hairy); sorry ladies (and any non-straight males) - I am happily married. I have two male offspring (oldest is 21, youngest is 16). I am politically a fiscally conservative Libertarian; in faith I am a Christian Heretic (I sometimes call myself a Free Ranged Baptist); sexually I am monogamous (my rule – there is one girl I want in my bed. If she is there and willing, anything goes. If she isn’t present or willing, I am not interested), I am a hopeful skeptic (I may not believe, but it would be nice to be wrong), and I talk to animals (though they mostly ignore me. I know what they are saying though. Mostly it’s ‘Feed Me’, ‘Pet me’, ‘Leave me the hell alone!’, ‘I will cut you!’ stuff like that. BTW if anyone tells you animals do not lie they are full of CRAP! They lie all the time, they are just really bad at it – or maybe humans are really good at it ([though if it’s the latter, that’s kind of depressing]).

I love the Goth culture, but I am not part of it. I am the observer, being part of any group – even ones I like, well it makes me nervous. I’m the creepy guy in the corner, watching. There, you should feel better now.

If I can think of anything else I will update. Enjoy my Gallery, I am something of an image collector and an art whore so I will update it (and rotate it out once I use up all of my space) pretty regularly.

Jynxxx invited me, and I adore her so here I am.

Dr. Carstairs (it’s a pseudonym, BTW. I am not a doctor, though I have played one in the … well never mind. I have considered getting a Doctorate of Divinity. I am a Ordained Minister, so its not much of a stretch).

Be Well.