This is what I was thinking after I got off work Monday morning:
Dear patient of mine,
If you hate being in the hospital so much, please don't put yourself in a situation where you are going to be shot multiple times. In the last 12 hours, you have been nothing but a complete dick to me and the nursing assistants. So much to the point that I told the nursing assistants to avoid your room so they wouldn't receive the verbal abuse that you inflicted upon me throughout the night. I just want to say that even the doctors agree with my assessment of how much of a complete dick you are. If you are ever wondering why you got shot, please reflect upon this situation because I'm sure your nasty attitude put you here in the first place. Have a nice fucking day, asshole.
KatRN05
P.S. I would just like to add that I've taken care of prisoners, gang members and crackheads who were nicer than you.