I feel alright, I managed to climb my fat ass down the river ladder this afternoon and swam in the Detroit River water here.
I been living here 4 years and I been wanting to go back there and swim with the other ladies every year but scared to do it because;
1. Bathing suits on my ass = 🤢
2. I haven’t swam in a few years.
3. Fish hooks, giant rocks, toxic waste, and dead bodies.
4. It's the fucking Detroit River.
That currant is no joke though. I think my neighbor thought I was going to be taken out to Canada for a minute.
I even busted my toe on a giant rock and didn't cry once......
in front of anyone.....it may be broke...seriously 😜