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shit.

yes smells.

Here is what I interpret it as. I am a big loser with a small penis who was asked to post this ad for my parents apartment that they own. I am looking for a girl to rent this place but if you just look like a female that is also fine. I just want someone who is actually gonna open the door when I come collect my rent. I want you to weigh no more then 118 lbs because that is what I weigh and I am afraid if you weigh more then me I will get beat up when I come to collect the rent. I hope we have chemistry if we do I won't even charge you to live there. If you have no job it is okay we can work out a deal on the rent.

Okay it is now 8:37 am and I know you and I both flagged it. I am assuming other people on craigslist have also, but the ad is still there.

I think you are thinking of a douche. Are you thinking of a douche?

LOL I know what's up with that? He is advertising for a 100 lb girl. He is gonna be looking for a very long time.

somewhere between the washer and the basement floor. Do you like Dove soap?

assumes he is special because he pee's in a toilet.

I am in a far away land with castles and knights and all that fairytale jazz. Are you tired yet?

likes toilets.

Honestly I am not sure if you were ever here. Are you here?

is still having delusions.

dreading going to work tomorrow.

Hello to you and good luck.

is currently at the store.

No it does not. What time do you tbink you will be back?

I agree, he probably does'nt even own any property.

Yes it would be. Can you just google it for me?

Loves me.

No I don't think I have. Why don't you tell me more of this so called music trend that you speak of?

wants to go to the store for me and get me a pack of cigs in like 5 minutes.

No. Why do fools fall in love, why do they fall in love?

sings like Celine Dion.

Okay seriously now. Do you sense my frustration?

secretly wears my stockings while reciting the Musical performance "I Feel Pretty".