Nate Kriepp

Broke enough to have extra coffee filters because I couldn't afford coffee or toilet paper so....oh, you guys are smart. You know what comes next.

Until there's a true, viable third-party socialist candidate I'm going Obama. He's hardly the left-leaning scion I'd like but he's closer to it than Romney.

Bourbon.

I'm making a custom-built hangover. This wine is a few steps removed from paint thinner but I don't call myself the Human Garbage Disposal for nothin'.

Holy hell, man! I hope a donor comes through.

Ah, I watched it. Wake me up when they talk about foreign policy.

We play with a copy of the Good Book (the Official Scrabble Dictionary, 4th edition). It's dog-eared. Averages are a hair lower for us but the dyslexic one in our group usually cleans house with the bingos. It's her super power.

Yeah? I refer to the Scrabble that I play with one circle of friends as the Eastern Front....it's a titanic clash of ideologies and there are no prisoners taken. It's not the "Oh, look! I spelled a nice word" kind of scrabble. Rather it's the "Wrestle the other person down and bite their jugular" Scrabble. Hmmmmm.......