You know, sometimes I wish the stories about me were actually true.
I'm not saying it never happened, but it didn't really happen all that often and when it did they really weren't all that nuts.
Maybe they would be if I were less picky, but I really don't need any STDs or kids (which are large STDs that stay with you for at least 18 years.)
One day I will get another one, with another casket in the back. Not to get goth pussy but because I like them, which is the only real valid reason IMO.