Iris

Is not actually bald; Hair-colour= "true" white.

Icon of Coil - Shallow Nation

to all new respondees; I'm back to my Friday circuits (it felt like an eternity skipping that one week).

A very lonely piece of hewn lumber, mayhaps?

...skillfully

If this dye job on my nightgown doesn't work out, I'll just have to live with the blood stains

~First Aid Kit ~an umbrella that doubles as a parasol ~ice scraper ~stash of cookies ~Cheiracanthium inclusum

Recovering from an acute migraine...it was not so "a cute" thing

Never to make fried eggs in that funny looking pan again

Used to voice certain commercials : "Time to make the coffee"

Says the slacker

Doom is imminent!

Lost his amulet of Rabbit-speak

Another fact-whore! Lately, I've been slowly weaning myself down to nothing in the carbonated drinks department. I still am a caffeine addict, though...But I can also mix my own tea these days, so everything is turning out the way I choose it to.

Wanting. I can't walk outside in my bare feet without stepping on some chunks of Copper Chloride; Rocks, soil, roots, snow I can handle, but not salt

Accidentally took some of his cat's Prozac

Articulated summation, what more is there :3

Tried to hurt a fly once, but got his arse handed to him.

If anyone stumbled across a small circular medallion laying on the floor...you can probably keep it, that was an old belt, anyways.

I've found you, Maria! (I've found you Maria) <---may be more hilarious

Is typing this from an Osborne 1...

Is saddened by the fact that his top secret Arctic Lair is being revealed by thawing polar ice caps

I'd go out of my way to attend a no request night. I've danced to songs never before experienced, simply because I was all ready on the floor surrounded by people. Its not that hard to find the rhythm. Not only did this make me feel fuzzy on the inside, it also deterred the creepy guy from pursuing me further, since he was at an utter loss of how to dance to it. Now, if you wanted to be smart-asses, you could provide black request paper and a black ink pen to write them down with...You'd only need a single sheet to last you the entire night.

Retibutive! Such disrespect for my favourite dance pants will not be tolerated

Uses only D-sign-ah Windex (made from wine, not vinegar)