You have a talent Mr Saint
This is tough because most of the albums I've got don't generally have songs like that. The exception maybe the Songs in the Key of X (a compilation of alternative tracks selected by Chris Carter, creator of the X-Files). It may have been my age, or just the insinuation of the song, and I still can't bring myself to listen to the whole thing, but Star Me Kitten (star being Fuck) by REM and featuring William S. Burroughs on the vocals. Just creeped me out for some reason.
What is a song that you feel defines you, either in part or as a whole, or you just think is totally kickass and should be your theme song?