the eternal

Sage words.

the eternal together with his hungry stomach cordially invites you to share in the celebration as he exchanges napkins in holy mastication on this most blessed occassion October twenty-first two thousand and nine at six o'clock in the morning at the corner of 14 Mile and John R Sonic Drive-In Troy, MI

Hunhee gives better hugs after a few drinks. Usually people are the opposite. I like good hugs I am stressed SONIC OPENS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! I am feeling scattered. I was assaulted by my ex over the weekend (very mildly--though if I did it I'm sure I'd be in jail) FOC can go fuck themselves. I think I'll get a sex change so I can be reimagined by them as a better person I don't know how to stop being me, but I may have to become Buddhist, because I'm definitely going to need a few more lives to get it right. Oh, and people that think they can write usually can't And those that think they can't usually can And often the people that are prolific toss aside their best stuff (After all, Stephen King once threw Carrie in the wastebasket) And I have to see Jynxxxed's car. That's all

You're going to hate me for saying this, but this is better than most of the poetry from your other thread. It has symbolism that gives you a window into a relationship, and you can see what's transpiring to an extent, while still getting out of it different things. I feel that some of your poetry is a little heavy-handed, but this feels lighter, it breathes and allows the reader to inhabit your world rather than be strapped to a chair with your eyes peeled open as a doctor puts drops in your eyes so you can catch every word. I like it. You are amazing. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The best poetry is in this thread. Except the ones that are intentionally bad. Bad like Michael Jackson.. Bad like a Steven Seagal movie.. Bad like bad bad Leroy Brown Baddest man in the whole damn town Bigger than Ole King Kong Meaner than a Junkyard dog Bad like 96.3 played on repeat as an ingrown hair tickles your Prince Albert causing your penis to chafe and suddenly rubbing faster until it sets on fire And you're in the desert And there's nothing you can do to douse your flaming cock except for your mouth which has long since dried up and the only thing you can do is lie on the sand in a fetal position like you did with that girl in the back of your 95 Chevy Impala as you were reaching around trying trying trying trying to unhook that bra What the fuck Why do they make these things so difficult? ---and you're losing the mood and suddenly your finger gets stuck and she says "OUCH my back is starting to chafe" Chafe Chafe like the cock that has now set fire And has hardened so amazingly than now NOW you have an 8" inch firecracker blowing SOS signals into the sky And delerious you start fanning your balls so the flames get higher and reach a passing jet. Jet jet Are you going to be my girl by Jet was the song that was playing when you tried to unhook that bra of eternal chastity And she said "you'd have an easier time getting off in the desert" And she was right, because suddenly an explosion in the sky appears from a cannon of love that was meant to shoot off in her mouth But instead is rising in the air as a distress signal of mucus and blood A semen fireball against the crimson sun. Red on Red or rather red, white, and blue balls And you think, if only I could rewrite that night Everything would fall into place Instead of everything melting melting melting "I'm melting" you think If only there was a wizard A wizard? YES a wizard Not to give you a heart or a brain or courage but a fucking pail of water! I mean this is really starting to hurt! Hurt like a thousand bee stings Like a million termites entering your anus for Operation Code Brown: the Fecali Syndrome And you cry out "why why why" But no one is there No one was ever there EPIC FAIL on a life scale First your mother then your father then your friends then a bra strap They all failed you And now.... a pail of water a simple mixture hydrogen and oxygen cloud moisture glaciers Mountain springs How you can feel them now cleansing you and your flaming cock extinguished like Alan Cumming becoming Charlton Heston before your eyes AS You Fall As many have and yet None have You always knew you'd go out in a blaze of glory. But not like this And as you lay there Sand grains lining the inner layers of your epidermis and Eustachian tubes Staring at the Crispy Jack Links-smoked-sausage that was once your manhood You wonder you wonder if you could ever have avoided such a f--------

Oh yes, I have known the nomnomnom for quite some time But eating is no match for the talents of a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jKeGyUCJE

I like that Dragon just gave a lot of hugs without asking permission. No more "If I may" okay? Everyone likes you. Of course you may. Besides, no one's going to say "Ewww, get your virtual hands away from me" If they did--- But they won't. I feel like I just made another one of my epic posts (in another thread). I sometimes think if I had divided up my epic posts into the little ones like most people make, I would have about 100,000 posts. I also feel like I just saw Harry Potter on the big screen for a dollar. Warren is the shit! Oh, and that in only a few days, I'll be getting fat right next door to Warren--in Troy. But I won't just be getting fat, I'll be getting SONIC-FAT!

I prefer, "that's off the chain" myself I gave you a +1 for that. Someone quick, compare Obama to Hitler, so my head can explode. Then when I've put the pieces together, expect an hour long lecture about the Holocaust. Honestly, I don't mind most phrases, though I'm a bit anal about the written word. I just got a PM and I had to correct it for grammar and spelling before I responded. I didn't mind. I just couldn't respond until it was corrected BUT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND how anyone can try to make a coherint poynt withowt tihnking thant itt Mae B undermine bi their spelling. (I'm specifically talking about when someone's being condescending or trying to say something big and important, and all I'm thinking is "If you can't even say what you need to coherently, you've just lost ALL credibility for your point --------------------------- I feel requisite liberal white guilt for it, (and since I'm Jewish that gets multiplied) but I'm not a fan of ebonics. I used to be a big defender of ebonics, but I can't help but cringe now when I hear: "Wha-ha-happened was" "I needs me some (insert product they can't get)" "Can you gets me ___________" "Pacific" (instead of specific--as in "I needs me this pacific widget" ) "axe" as in "I needs to axe you something" Now here's one that sees no color, it's ebonic AND white trash--- DOUBLE NEGATIVES!!!! I HATE double negatives. "I don't need no _____" "I aint got no ______" "Everyone I knows has bad credic and I aint got no down payment but I needs me a ________ anyway Let me explain why it bugs me so--- I've noticed that a lot of you are bothered by phrases that bring up bad thoughts from work. I make very little money and although this is a minority of my clientele, (since most of my African American customers are more intelligent, make more money and have better credit than I do) the people that use the language above are almost always: the most demanding, the most defensive, the rudest, spend the most of my time, and are the hardest to get approved, therefore the least likely to make me a penny. So, once I hear "credic" "wha-ha-happened was" or a double negative, it means I will spend 7 hours with someone and make zero money, because even if you have a product that works, that's not good enough for the person. -----"Caus I aint gonna take no _____ Not that shit. Ididn't come in for that. I too high class. I needs to gets me a ________ If you can't do that, forget it!" AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh, and the best part, I never get their name!!! "What's your name?" --------"Ms. Jackson" "OK, but what's your first name" --------"You can just call me Ms Jackson" REALLY? Your first name is "Ms??" I have doctors in Corvettes that say "Call me Bob" You took the bus here to see me and yet you're too much of a diva for me to know your first name. I have stuffed animals at home with more clothing on than you, but I'm not important enough to know your first name??? ----"It's a respect thing" Here's one way to get me to respect you Tell me your f*&^king name! I'm going to know your social security number in 5 minutes. We may want to break the ice before that happens. (Waits for the nasty---but professorial PM from Pomba Gira about my insensitivity and how I should know better--- afterwhich I will spiral into a guilt-ridden depression cured only by cream cheese and 3 liters of diet coke) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh here's another one--- "Blessed Be" I don't even know why it bugs me, it just does --------------------------------------------------------------------------- And another "If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it in the first place" That makes no sense! ---"Well if I didn't do it in the first place, then I wouldn't have anything to be sorry for, would I?" 100%-White-guys that say "I'm part Cherokee" At least be creative and pick something a bit obscure like "I'm a mix of Northern Cheyenne and Passamaquoddy" Then, even if you're full of it I'll respect your knowledge... Ms. Jackson

Don't debate pie. Pie ALWAYS wins! I ate healthy tonight, but too much. I hate when I overeat and realize it's too late. It makes it really hard to go to bed. I'd be prouder if it was a really good pizza or donuts, but for lettuce, tomatos, and turkey to keep you wound up?? Give me a f*&^in break! --------- Oh and I miss Brenda too

Well, I was just talking to him about that, and he told me that baby, he loves your way...EVERY DAY. But it's not always easy to show how he feels. You're hard to read sometimes, and he often wants to ask if You, you feel like he do At belle Isle right? I would've totally gone if I wasn't working. Ithink men should be at the forefront of the fight against breast cancer. We appreciate them more than most women do. If there's anything I can do to keep breasts healthy and intact, I'm always there to help. But I like you. And I want you to go follow your dream to Wales. Why can't I spread the word? -------------- I feel like I accomplished nothing that I wanted to...again. But that I am loved. Granted it was from a button at a jewelers. But buttons can give love too, right? That and I'm tired And that I shouldn't be looking forward to Sonic opening at the Oakland Mall this month, but I am. (Edited because I just read that they're opening in one week)

I must've missed that. You were acting very bubbly, so I can only imagine someone took it the wrong way. You were sweet when I saw you though. When I left it looked like Tyger was watching you. A big welcome back to Morbid Suicide. Good to see you and your lady. Tyger was almost apologizing for being subdued. I think she wore a hoodie or something, which meant there was only one of her tonight, instead of the usual three. I liked it. I'm sure you didn't command the same attention as usual, but it was a nice change. It was you. That's a good thing. Glad you took my advice and tore up Morbid's return ticket and he'll be around for awhile. I'm feeling very "DGN-old" right now. For the record, you could be 21 yrs old and still be DGN-old. I kept trying to introduce everyone to Candy and Odims, previous DGN royalty before they were banned, and even dragging people over to Phee who everyone loves on the board and yet somehow is incognito in person. The three of them make any night worth being apart of. Please, in all seriousness, keep Candy and Odims in your thoughts, as they were only home for the weekend and get shipped back to Iraq for another 6 months tomorrow. bean and I love them very much. It was great seeing Tzura and Nightgaunt and wishing them happy nuptials. Glad we also got to talk about the big metamorphosis that occurs when you go from living together and doing everything for each other TO... living together and doing everything for each other while wearing a ring. I'm sorry that the DJ didn't play any of my requests for you. I was sure that Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" would've set the dance floor on fire, but alas, no dice. I waited a little longer, just on the odd chance he would've spun some old-school "I sit on acid" but I think the rare Kidzbop version I requested must not have been readily available. CixWicked was great to chill with. We bonded over the 2 Live crew remix of Face down Ass up, and the travesty that was no "Me so Horny" or "Hey we want some pussy" to keep the B-boy party going strong, strong til tha break of dawn. His ho that he brung to tha hizzou was stylin too. I got to see LOS and Slogo, which is always a good time. Just for you Slogo, as promised, "Throw ur hans up in tha ayer, ayer" 4 ur new favorite show DANCE PARTY on WADL M-F at 7:30P Herr's tha handoff If only I could crunk that funk, I'd try out for tha show an hav y'all sayin "Hell Yeah." Talk about hollarin' give some mad love to my new G, MALICE He's on tha downlow right now, watchin ur postin without stylin and profilin. A lurker in our midst. Everyone give it up, so he stops bein a guest and becomes an active member of this shiznit. I also saw Damagedangel and shared a hello. I will always remember it. Tanuki looked away when I saw her with LOS but she didn't laugh at bean and I like when she and PunkP used to walk by, so that was still a +1. And I got to see Fin and bond over our Big 10 status. Unlike him, I don't save the world one person at the time (he's a real-life superhero, but don't tell anyone) but it was still nice hanging out. Eevee and her man looked cute in matching outfits. Osaka, thanks for the hug and cutting across the dance floor, between spastic gay man and inappropriate-elbow-throwing naked chick to say hello. Got to see Gimp. I felt a little violated after the search, but it's my fault for bringing the machete. I'll try to keep my knives to 18" or less next time. Enishi's sporting a new do, which was cool. Got to see Stormknight, the nation's super villain who does battle with Fin when not clubbing in his coat and cane. Sorry to Crank who I saw as we were leaving, we'll chat another time. Oh and I saw Black Jack too. If I forgot anyone, you can tell me at the DGN appreciation next month. Not that I'll acknowledge it cause I aint no-----

Alright then. If you want to call me out then, I'll bring it. If you dare, ever, try, to take me on again, I will SO bump that bitch back to start. And I won't even say---Sorry! ------------- Thinking that I could really go for a bit of Julee Cruise right now

Seriously, can one of you two start an engagement thread. I don't know how many people will be drawn to a bunny thread.

Before I post my results I want to say a couple things. 1. I have not changed in whole life, much to my detriment. I have and always will have the same myers-briggs result. And I will always be one of the most extroverted and judgemental people in the room. But I love you all, due to all my deep feeling so it's okay. 2. bean water hasn't changed either, despite what you may notice above when she originally took her exam. bean water's Myers-briggs from years ago, a few posts above, is total bullshit. It's not that she changed since then but rather----- that there used to be a completely different person, we'll call her "party bean" who used to post a lot between 1A-6A. You never see "party bean" post anymore. I think we've drunk together a total of two times and it made me realize why I don't particularly dig "party bean". Drunk eternal is simply happier eternal, whereas as "party bean" is ALSO happier eternal (ie she becomes me.) And those of you who know me enough to appreciate my self-loathing know, I can't stand one of me, let alone two. As you'll see from our two profiles, we are the complete opposite, and for us in our personal lives, it has formed a yinyang that has made us both so happy together. We have the same outlook on life but we approach it differently, and most importantly for me, she is literally the only being on the planet(including myself) that always thinks I have something interesting to say, and she is ALWAYS there to listen. And that is only one of the one zillion reasons I love her so:wub: HERE'S ME Your Type is ENFJ Strength of the preferences % Extraverted 78 Ntuitive 25 Feeling 38 Judging 44 Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging by Joe Butt Profile: ENFJ Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 23 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ENFJs are the benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity. They have tremendous charisma by which many are drawn into their nurturant tutelage and/or grand schemes. Many ENFJs have tremendous power to manipulate others with their phenomenal interpersonal skills and unique salesmanship. But it's usually not meant as manipulation -- ENFJs generally believe in their dreams, and see themselves as helpers and enablers, which they usually are. ENFJs are global learners. They see the big picture. The ENFJs focus is expansive. Some can juggle an amazing number of responsibilities or projects simultaneously. Many ENFJs have tremendous entrepreneurial ability. ENFJs are, by definition, Js, with whom we associate organization and decisiveness. But they don't resemble the SJs or even the NTJs in organization of the environment nor occasional recalcitrance. ENFJs are organized in the arena of interpersonal affairs. Their offices may or may not be cluttered, but their conclusions (reached through feelings) about people and motives are drawn much more quickly and are more resilient than those of their NFP counterparts. ENFJs know and appreciate people. Like most NFs, (and Feelers in general), they are apt to neglect themselves and their own needs for the needs of others. They have thinner psychological boundaries than most, and are at risk for being hurt or even abused by less sensitive people. ENFJs often take on more of the burdens of others than they can bear. TRADEMARK: "The first shall be last" This refers to the open-door policy of ENFJs. One ENFJ colleague always welcomes me into his office regardless of his own circumstances. If another person comes to the door, he allows them to interrupt our conversation with their need. While discussing that need, the phone rings and he stops to answer it. Others drop in with a 'quick question.' I finally get up, go to my office and use the call waiting feature on the telephone. When he hangs up, I have his undivided attention! Functional Analysis: Extraverted Feeling Extraverted Feeling rules the ENFJ's psyche. In the sway of this rational function, these folks are predisposed to closure in matters pertaining to people, and especially on behalf of their beloved. As extraverts, their contacts are wide ranging. Face-to-face relationships are intense, personable and warm, though they may be so infrequently achieved that intimate friendships are rare. Introverted iNtuition Like their INFJ cousins, ENFJs are blessed through introverted intuition with clarity of perception in the inner, unconscious world. Dominant Feeling prefers to find the silver lining in even the most beggarly perceptions of those in their expanding circle of friends and, of course, in themselves. In less balanced individuals, such mitigation of the unseemly eventually undermines the ENFJ's integrity and frequently their good name. In healthier individuals, deft use of this awareness of the inner needs and desires of others enables this astute type to win friends, influence people, and avoid compromising entanglements. The dynamic nature of their intuition moves ENFJs from one project to another with the assurance that the next one will be perfect, or much more nearly so than the last. ENFJs are continually looking for newer and better solutions to benefit their extensive family, staff, or organization. Extraverted Sensing Sensing is extraverted. ENFJs can manage details, particularly those necessary to implement the prevailing vision. These data have, however, a magical flexible quality. Something to be bought can be had for a song; the same something is invaluable when it's time to sell. (We are not certain, but we suspect that such is the influence of the primary function.) This wavering of sensory perception is made possible by the weaker and less mature status with which the tertiary is endowed. Introverted Thinking Introverted Thinking is least apparent and most enigmatic in this type. In fact, it often appears only when summoned by Feeling. At times only in jest, but in earnest if need be, Thinking entertains as logical only those conclusions which support Feeling's values. Other scenarios can be shown invalid or at best significantly inferior. Such "Thinking in the service of Feeling" has the appearance of logic, but somehow it never quite adds up. Introverted Thinking is frequently the focus of the spiritual quest of ENFJs. David's lengthiest psalm, 119, pays it homage. "Law," "precept," "commandment," "statute:" these essences of inner thinking are the mysteries of Deity for which this great Feeler's soul searched. Famous ENFJs: David, King of Israel U.S. Presidents: Abraham Lincoln Ronald Reagan Barack Obama William Cullen Bryant, poet Abraham Maslow, psychologist and proponent of self-actualization Ross Perot Sean Connery Elizabeth Dole Francois Mitterand Dick Van Dyke Andy Griffith James Garner William Aramony, former president of United Way Gene Hackman (Superman, Antz) Dennis Hopper (Speed) Brenda Vaccaro Craig T. Nelson (Coach) Diane Sawyer (Good Morning America) Randy Quaid (Bye Bye, Love; Independence Day) Tommy Lee Jones (The Fugitive) Kirstie Alley ("Cheers," Look Who's Talking movies) Michael Jordan, NBA basketball player Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean) Oprah Winfrey Bob Saget America's Funniest Home Videos, Full House Julia Louis-Dreyfus ("Seinfeld") Ben Stiller (The Royal Tenenbaums) Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Matthew McConaughey (The Wedding Planner) Pete Sampras, Tennis Champion Lauren Graham ("Gilmore Girls") Ben Affleck (The Sum Of All Fears) John Cusack (High Fidelity) Fictional ENFJs: Joe Hackett, Wings ENFJ type description by D.Keirsey Idealist Portrait of the Teacher (ENFJ) Even more than the other Idealists, Teachers have a natural talent for leading students or trainees toward learning, or as Idealists like to think of it, they are capable of calling forth each learner's potentials. Teachers (around two percent of the population) are able - effortlessly, it seems, and almost endlessly-to dream up fascinating learning activities for their students to engage in. In some Teachers, this ability to fire the imagination can amount to a kind of genius which other types find hard to emulate. But perhaps their greatest strength lies in their belief in their students. Teachers look for the best in their students, and communicate clearly that each one has untold potential, and this confidence can inspire their students to grow and develop more than they ever thought possible. In whatever field they choose, Teachers consider people their highest priority, and they instinctively communicate personal concern and a willingness to become involved. Warmly outgoing, and perhaps the most expressive of all the types, Teachers are remarkably good with language, especially when communicating in speech, face to face. And they do not hesitate to speak out and let their feelings be known. Bubbling with enthusiasm, Teachers will voice their passions with dramatic flourish, and can, with practice, become charismatic public speakers. This verbal ability gives Teachers a good deal of influence in groups, and they are often asked to take a leadership role. Teachers like things settled and organized, and will schedule their work hours and social engagements well ahead of time-and they are absolutely trustworthy in honoring these commitments. Valuing as they do interpersonal cooperation and harmonious relations, Teachers are extraordinarily tolerant of others, are easy to get along with, and are usually popular wherever they are. Teachers are highly sensitive to others, which is to say their intuition tends to be well developed. Certainly their insight into themselves and others is unparalleled. Without a doubt, they know what is going on inside themselves, and they can read other people with uncanny accuracy. Teachers also identify with others quite easily, and will actually find themselves picking up the characteristics, emotions, and beliefs of those around them. Because they slip almost unconsciously into other people's skin in this way, Teachers feel closely connected with those around them, and thus show a sincere interest in the joys and problems of their employees, colleagues, students, clients, and loved ones. Mikhail Gorbachev, Oprah Winfrey, Pope John Paul II, Ralph Nader, John Wooden, and Margaret Mead are examples of Teacher Idealists.

I'm double-posting, because this first one is a PSA post OK, maybe this tells something about my personality, but it was bugging the shit out of me that none of these analysis properly explained exactly what the different letters mean, simply their general applications as a whole. So here it is: The four dichotomies Extraversion Introversion Sensing iNtuition Thinking Feeling Judging Perceiving Note that the terms used for each dichotomy have specific technical meanings relating to the MBTI which differ from their everyday usage. For example, people who prefer judging over perceiving are not necessarily more judgmental or less perceptive. Nor does the MBTI instrument measure aptitude; it simply indicates for one preference over another.[17]:3 Someone reporting a high score for extraversion over introversion cannot be correctly described as more extraverted: they simply have a clear preference. Point scores on each of the dichotomies can vary considerably from person to person, even among those with the same type. However, Isabel Myers considered the direction of the preference (for example, E vs. I) to be more important than the degree of the preference (for example, very clear vs. slight).[15] Attitudes: Extraversion (E) / Introversion (I) The preferences for extraversion (thus spelled in Myers-Briggs jargon) and introversion are sometimes referred to as attitudes. Briggs and Myers recognized that each of the cognitive functions can operate in the external world of behavior, action, people and things (extraverted attitude) or the internal world of ideas and reflection (introverted attitude). The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator sorts for an overall preference for one or the other of these. The terms extravert and introvert are used in a special sense when discussing the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. People who prefer extraversion draw energy from action: they tend to act, then reflect, then act further. If they are inactive, their level of energy and motivation tends to decline. Conversely, those who prefer introversion become less energized as they act: they prefer to reflect, then act, then reflect again. People who prefer introversion need time out to reflect in order to rebuild energy. The extravert's flow is directed outward toward people and objects, and the introvert's is directed inward toward concepts and ideas. There are several contrasting characteristics between extraverts and introverts: extraverts are action-oriented and desire breadth, while introverts are thought-oriented and seek depth. Extraverts often prefer more frequent interaction, while introverts prefer more substantial interaction.[18] Functions: Sensing (S) / iNtuition (N) Jung identified two pairs of psychological functions: The two perceiving functions, sensing and intuition The two judging functions, thinking and feeling According to the Myers-Briggs typology model, each person uses one of these four functions more dominantly and proficiently than the other three; however, all four functions are used at different times depending on the circumstances. Sensing and intuition are the information-gathering (perceiving) functions. They describe how new information is understood and interpreted. Individuals who prefer sensing are more likely to trust information that is in the present, tangible and concrete: that is, information that can be understood by the five senses. They tend to distrust hunches that seem to come out of nowhere. They prefer to look for details and facts. For them, the meaning is in the data. On the other hand, those who prefer intuition tend to trust information that is more abstract or theoretical, that can be associated with other information (either remembered or discovered by seeking a wider context or pattern). They may be more interested in future possibilities. They tend to trust those flashes of insight that seem to bubble up from the unconscious mind. The meaning is in how the data relates to the pattern or theory. Thinking (T) / Feeling (F) Thinking and feeling are the decision-making (judging) functions. The thinking and feeling functions are both used to make rational decisions, based on the data received from their information-gathering functions (sensing or intuition). Those who prefer thinking tend to decide things from a more detached standpoint, measuring the decision by what seems reasonable, logical, causal, consistent and matching a given set of rules. Those who prefer feeling tend to come to decisions by associating or empathizing with the situation, looking at it 'from the inside' and weighing the situation to achieve, on balance, the greatest harmony, consensus and fit, considering the needs of the people involved. As noted already, people who prefer thinking do not necessarily, in the everyday sense, "think better" than their feeling counterparts; the opposite preference is considered an equally rational way of coming to decisions (and, in any case, the MBTI assessment is a measure of preference, not ability). Similarly, those who prefer feeling do not necessarily have "better" emotional reactions than their thinking counterparts. Dominant Function Although people use all four cognitive functions, one function is generally used in a more conscious and confident way. This dominant function is supported by the secondary (auxiliary) function, and to a lesser degree the tertiary function. The fourth and least conscious function is always the opposite of the dominant function. Myers called this inferior function the shadow The four functions operate in conjunction with the attitudes (extraversion and introversion). Each function is used in either an extraverted or introverted way. A person whose dominant function is extraverted intuition, for example, uses intuition very differently from someone whose dominant function is introverted intuition. Lifestyle: Judgment (J) / Perception (P) Myers and Briggs added another dimension to Jung's typological model by identifying that people also have a preference for using either the judging function (thinking or feeling) or their perceiving function (sensing or intuition) when relating to the outside world (extraversion). Myers and Briggs held that types with a preference for judging show the world their preferred judging function (thinking or feeling). So TJ types tend to appear to the world as logical, and FJ types as empathetic. According to Myers,[1]:75 judging types prefer to "have matters settled." Those types ending in P show the world their preferred perceiving function (sensing or intuition). So SP types tend to appear to the world as concrete and NP types as abstract. According to Myers,[1]:75 perceiving types prefer to "keep decisions open." For extraverts, the J or P indicates their dominant function; for introverts, the J or P indicates their auxiliary function. Introverts tend to show their dominant function outwardly only in matters "important to their inner worlds."[1]:13 For example: Because ENTJ types are extraverts, the J indicates that their dominant function is their preferred judging function (extraverted thinking). ENTJ types introvert their auxiliary perceiving function (introverted intuition). The tertiary function is sensing and the inferior function is introverted feeling. Because INTJ types are introverts, the J indicates that their auxiliary function is their preferred judging function (extraverted thinking). INTJ types introvert their dominant perceiving function (introverted intuition). The tertiary function is feeling, and the inferior function is extraverted sensing. Whole type The expression of a person's psychological type is more than the sum of the four individual preferences, because of the way in which the preferences interact through type dynamics and type development. Descriptions of each type can be found on the Myers & Briggs Foundation website. In-depth descriptions of each type, including statistics, can be found in the MBTI Manual.[15]

bean and I just found out we can't go I can't go into why, but I'm pissed because I wanted to make it. SOMEONE TAKE MY PLACE and DEFEND MY BREW AND VIEW HONOR! I pity the fool that declines my request.

Like I hope Rev feels better. Like I should've gone to bed an hour ago. I'm exhausted. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Since he's a friend of yours, does that mean I can't make fun of yet another thread about a person announcing their return that I never knew was here in the first place? *hides*

Really? You and Chernobyl? Have I misjudged them that much? Do I have to expand my numetal appreciation beyond Deftones' White Pony? Can I still hate Korn and Slipknot and wussier bands like Papa Roach and Limp Bizkit and G-dsmack and Chevelle? ------------- BTW, I was bukkaked in shitty music today. Someone changed the radio station at work and I had to endure 96.3FM for nine hours. It was gre...it was awful!

He wrote some great stuff. It's worth checking out. And if you're in the mood for a good movie that shows Leo pre-Titanic where's he's allowed to act, Basketball Diaries is a great flick too.

bean water and I did this one together You Should Honeymoon in Asia! If you and your sweetie aren't international travelers, you should be. You've got what it takes to explore the world. You have a flair for the exotic - and will eat the mystery meat. Adventure is in your blood. Asia is the perfect new experience for your new life. Especially if you go someplace you've never been before. From temples to tofu to tech toys, you'll have trouble fitting everything in! Where Should You Go on Your Honeymoon? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

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It was perfect except the fact that it was one of my favorite Beatles songs being killed by Sarah Maclaughlin. "FIXED" as I've seen others do it on the board is a snarky way of changing someone else's words or media content to fit what they like.

like I need to go outside