the eternal

Free T-shirt from my insurance company, apparently for being the 1000th customer for switching my auto to them (I don't know how it got there) jogging pants and a frown

Happy Birthday

It is. Welcome.

Hello

Like I'm in more pain now than on Tuesday. Like I hope the hospital likes waiting a long time for its bills to be paid.

Faith Hill???? Never heard of her. I checked my trapper keeper for her picture, but all I saw was Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas. They're so hot. Once my acne's gone and my voice gets lower, I'm so dating them.

Happy Birthday

What a wonderful way to go: In your lovers arms on your terms, in peace

Oh no, I missed it. Hope you had a great birthday. This one is for you and HW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEwQbptSnAk

OMG, you two are way too generous as it is. Thanks though.

I'm going to keep this one to myself. I afford myself the luxury of being ridiculously candid about my life, and then stop short of names so as not to tip off my ex, who is a google whore. Besides, I work in a crooked industry. I have no idea if my new boss will be the same sleaze as my old one. You want to know how nice I am? I even called one of my customers, and told them to go back and deal with a specific person, because he's struggling this month, and I want him to hit his bonus. NO ONE deserves to bust their ass at a place 55 hrs/ to make $1250. It's insulting enough to work there in the first place. Every time I see one of those news articles about how we are too obsessed with working more just to make the BIG MONEY, and our priorities aren't right, it makes me want to retch. I work a lot just to make ends meet, thank you very much

What a great commentary on the misguided ineffectiveness of abstinence-only sex education programs, and how the proponents of it are more concerned with ideology than facts and keeping kids safe. I love the onion! Thanks Candyman for posting this

Glad that a misunderstanding is resolved. Kind of stupid that I didn't think to just ask, "hey where did that come from??" It just figures it was my fault. I haven't exactly been making the best decisions lately. Tired, depressed, like if g-d has a plan for me, I had better figure it out soon because I'm not getting any younger.

Thanks. I've thought about it, but they probably wouldn't care. Anyway, I hate to write anything before I get my final paycheck. As small as it is, it should be more than zero.

Inquiring minds want to to know! Especially me. PM me instead. To piggyback on a very true point made about how Kid Rock is painful for tarnishing the name of Warren Zevon (You can argue that it's reverence. I consider it tantamount to spitting on the man's grave) Here's quite possible the worst and most sonically offensive cover of a once great tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2_GQlwxbI&feature=related He better leave Otis Redding alone! HERE'S ANOTHER The beat is okay if you're into hiphop, but the lyrics bug me to no end. He's explaining why he's hot, right?? The whole point of the song right?? "I'm hot cause I'm fly" That's it???? You've gotta be kidding me. That's like you're saying you're great cause you're awesome. No, MIMS this is why you suck And this is why, this is why, this is why, no one listens to you anymore. Good luck trying to move the second album of yours

Agreed. I'm not going to go headfirst into this topic, because I many never get out, but I will say this much. Bill O'Reilly is not a man for open-minded discussion and debate. Before any of you get defensive, neither are a lot of liberals, and you can argue that all of their voices combined are what the Founding Fathers intended. But taking O'Reilly on strictly his own merits----He has kicked guests off his TV show, hung up on callers, viciously attacked individuals and groups of people alike to the point that the words "open minded" and "debate" are about as foreign to him as a Bacon Double Cheeseburger is to an Orthodox Vegan Jew.

Don't ever forget you have someone special on the other side of the pond, who is patient, loving, and kind. And he will wait as long as it takes until you two are reunited. You two have something very special, something time and distance can never diminish. ----------------

OLDER NEWER In a poll conducted by Rolling Stone to identify the 10 most annoying songs, this song was ranked seven. In another poll by the British tabloid The Sun it was voted the most irritating song of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc4V3ttlso

FUCK BLENDER! They're made by Maxim. I don't accept any reviews from a guy who spends more time one-hand typing at a computer screen than two. The song's not great, but does not deserve half the scorn it gets. You have to have lived in the 80s to appreciate its cheesy charm. (Of course, 5X in 4hrs might have me reaching for my revolver too, but there are much worse) Thank you for giving me flashbacks to when my ears bled in high school. Jynxxxed---You are confusing truly bad songs with truly overplayed songs (like Brown-eyed Girl) and guilty pleasures (albeit ones with bad videos) HERE'S SOME AWFULNESS NEWER CLASSIC Since Candyman related his story about his Danger Zone death spiral, I have one of my own. I know we're in Michigan, so we're all required to worship this white trash redneck POS, but can someone please make this song go away once and for all before I kill someone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjvpGt4r44 "We were trying different things. We were smokin funny things" Have we gotten so lazy we don't even rhyme anymore? We repeat the same damn word two lines in a row??? "We'd blister in the sun"? Leave the Violent Femmes alone!

Before any of you put it on Netflix, note the lol at the end. Beautiful is not exactly the word that springs to mind with Gummo. Fucked up, crazy, and wrong would be up that alley. Movies that blow your mind sets a very high bar, and I fear that anyone might read mine (if I really have any) and laugh as I have at least chuckled at some of the ones listed here. Which I'm allowed to do, since none of the people I chuckled at even post anymore. That said, if love was based on movie selection alone, Phee and I would be star-crossed. Did anyone mention Eraserhead? It's not even one of my favorites, and yet, when I saw it as a kid, I had never seen anything like it. I was like, whoa, a movie can be like this? People generally have one of three emotions after watching it --Annoyed --Bored --Blown away Grave of the Fireflies (never thought I could be so moved by an animated film--It may be PG but it's for adults only) Night and Fog (30 min Holocaust doc filmed only a few years after the war . People weren't even talking about it yet. He filmed it. It's now considered one of the best documentaries of all time. Stark, Unemotional. Scary. The gas chambers were still intact. Watching it, you half-feel like you're going to a crematorium yourself. If you go in with a sappy "Life is Beautiful" mentality this movie will fuck you up)

GREAT CHOICES! For me, the mood of the music HAS to match the sadness of the lyrics. I remember Toad the Wet Sprocket bitching in interviews about the audience reaction when they played "Hold Her Down" To which I reply "Then don't make a song about rape you can dance to! Tying both of those subjects together in a bow--- Tori Amos --Me and a Gun More songs off the top of my head Joy Division -- --The Eternal --Atmosphere Pearl Jam --Black Nick Drake --Way to Blue (Honestly, it's the lush melancholy of the opening that gets me every time) --Parasite (although anything off Pink Moon would work, this one really gets to me) Frank Sinatra --What's New (although anything off his two "suicide albums" In the Wee Small Hours or Only the Lonely would work) The Cure --Closedown (although I kinda view the entire Disintegration album as one 'most exquisitely sad song') Violent Femmes --There's Nothing Worth Living For Anytime I hear Michael Bolton sing, I get exquisitely sad and angry at the same time.

I can't wait for Cleanse Fold and Manipulate to come out. I listened to Dig It so many times, my tape wore out. My uncle keeps telling me about how great the sound quality CDs have. And apparently they don't wear. Yeah, whatever. Like I really want to spend hundreds of dollars for something that looks like a fucking record. Cassettes rule! --------------------- BTW, totally off topic, but I was at the Mall and just saw Witches of Eastwick. Call me crazy but Cher's got a little gothy hotness to her, no? Maybe she'll hook me up. Jews become men at 13, you know, and I heard she's totally into younger guys.

I don't know if we need anything, but let me know if anything's left in a week. Maybe I could hold a garage sale for your shit. We probably have our share to get rid of. Anyone need a copy of Chumbawumba's Tubthumper??

Thank you! I've been mindfucked so many times by my ex, that my brain has won an AVN award five times for "best skullfuck in an non-nude role" Actually, this time it was my boss, now ex-boss who rewarded my putting in of a one-week resignation notice, by firing me on the spot, thereby stripping me of my $1000 bonus, leaving me with min wage for the month which isn't even enough to pay my ex her monthly court-ordered allowance after taxes are taken out. I know those hugs well. If I go too long without one, I lose all functionality. If you're in the area, I'll spot you one. ------------------ Direct non-PM to Meg only--- Don't feel like you've been too candid. If anything, I'm more confused AFTER reading your last couple posts than before. You have so many different things going on I can't quite pull them apart to give you proper support. It's like a WWE Battle Royale cage match in your head, with so much shit fighting for your attention and care. Or at least that's how it made me feel. I hope it all gets sorted out and you feel better. As for me, I'll keep it simple: Pain. Feelings of committing murder. Pain. Murder. Pain. Murder. Pain.Murder.Pain.Murder.Pain.Murder.Pain.Murder.Pain.Murder.