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I Spit On Your Grave (2010)
the eternal replied to DJ Nocker's topic in Movies, Books, Art, TV, Gaming and Computers
RAPE IS SO HOT, isn't it? You know I get that you love a lot of types of music and tons of movies, but amazingly, EVERY SINGLE FILM you get excited about involves brutal rape. I can't argue with you on the rave reviews. I mean it got a full 27 out of 100 on Metacritic (which consolidates all the reviewers from around the country) Variety Reviewed by: Ronnie Scheib 50 out of 100 Its straight-ahead rape, humiliation and ingenious revenge competently executed but not aestheticized, the essential grunginess never overly slicked up. The Globe and Mail (Toronto)Reviewed by: Rick Groen 25 out of 100 Neither boring enough to qualify as pornography nor vital enough to generate a controversy. Village Voice Reviewed by: Nick Pinkerton 20 out of 100 When every injury is repaid with interest, this self-destroying work has nowhere to go but to the credits. Such symmetry is a dismal, barbarian sort of perfection. There WAS a good review from the NY Post which is best reason I can think of to avoid it. Every fucking time a great movie comes out, all the reviewers like it. EXCEPT the NY Post ---------------------- WHAT'S I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE ANYWAY? For those of you who don't have a friend that likes every legendarily fucked up movie every made (like I do) it's a poorly acted rape exploitation film POSING as a feminist empowerment film. We get to see this poor woman raped for what seems like forever by four different guys and then she turns around and kills them brutally. YAY WOMAN! There are a few feminists who claim it's great because, as one said, "the way in which [the movie's] brutal simplicity exposes a mainspring of popular culture." That's awesome! Not only do we get see four brutal rapes, which let's face it is totally awesome and hot, BUT it reinforces a hackneyed old feminist theory, "That's how men are" Apparently, the new version has more ridiculous revenge sequences but better production values and acting. It's Saw! Now with 400% MORE rape!!! If I want to watch a terrible exploitation film, I'll watch ThanksKilling again. At least then I can laugh at more than the production values. Umm, Hunhee, you told me seeing it was a waste of time. Of course, I vehemently disagree. Let the Right One In was awesome. Let Me In was awesome. It WAS a little redundant. Kinda like when you hear a cover song that follows it so much like the original, that even if you like the singer, you think "Was it necessary?" Still the fact that if I HADN'T seen the original, I would've thought it was amazing, says something. They didn't water it down. They didn't Americanize it. The acting was great. In ONE instance they improved on the original (IMHO) I liked that, instead of leaving it ambiguous as to the morals and intentions and even history of the caregiver, in the new version they deepen his role. We can tell how much he loves her, and that it's not creepy, because he was the same as that little boy 40 years earlier. And as the movie ends, we realize that the little boy will end up the same way. It's so sad. I can't say it's the best horror movie in 20 yrs, because it's so much a drama, that calling it horror doesn't appreciate it as a film. OF COURSE, there is no rape in it, so it definitely doesn't warrant its own thread. -
industrial music appreciation thread
the eternal replied to Simon Bar Sinister's topic in Music Discussion
I don't know if you'd call Aphex Twin industrial, but he wouldn't be around if it were not for industrial Here's one of his more crunchy tunes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0 and then here's one to listen before going night-night. He has a musical dichotomy only matched in this genre by Neubaten -
1 in 3 Americans watched the Super bowl this year, the highest amount ever. I wonder if a single one of them is on DGN. beanternal watched the Puppy Bowl. I love the inground water bowl at the 10 yard line ((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))) --------------------------------------------------- The insurance payout bean'd get isn't worth the pain caused. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. OOHH CREAM CHEESE! The insurance payout bean'd get isn't worth the pain caused. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. OOHH CREAM CHEESE! The insurance payout bean'd get isn't worth the pain caused. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. Yes it is No it isn't. OOHH CREAM CHEESE! I think it would make a good industrial song.
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Since when do days off get be one of the worst days ever? --First I find out that I owe over $1200 in taxes --Then I get a demand from a woman, who's coming over, that I salt my step, because at 5 fucking 11 she's "too short" to leave the house unless she's in heels. --Then we get a letter from Oakland County. ----Because almost all my money goes to my ex (I got so fucked a couple years back you don't want to know) we are behind in our taxes. The city got sick of waiting and sent the bill to the county. HERE'S THE LETTER-- "There's a tax lien placed on your house If you don't start coming up with $2000+ you owe + the $2k+ additional assessed annually, In three years, the house that's been in bean's family for half a century will be foreclosed and you'll be homeless." (In other news, I just found out my ex is going to Chicago again this weekend and staying at an expensive hotel. This apparently is to visit friends/family and sholuld not be counted toward the 6-10 mini vacations she's taken a year since she won in court.) I have a splitting headache, my stomach is in knots, and because I'm masochistic, I'm eating cream cheese right now to make the day end the way it should...full of shit
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Is it this one? Here's another terrible one I couldn't get away from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78uoLiyNiJ0&feature=fvw
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Was it before sundown? Maybe that was your problem. Don't hit up a brotha before Havdalah. I've got a couple down-ass Oak Park homies that will smack a bitch for doing less. ----------------- Aside to Mstrbeau and Spook --I know you guys are available, but can you keep your penis INSIDE your pants when posting in this thread next time?
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Here's the thing. I completely appreciate not wanting to have information out there, especially if you have stalkers, crazy exes, etc. I hit your profile, and this is the only post that comes up. Plus, if you want, you can edit out ALL the info in your profile so it'll be like you're a blank slate. For a vocal vixen, I cant remember a single post you made, so I think if you delete all your personal info, you'll be good. And then forget we exist. G-d knows you wont be the first one to.
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Aftermath, DGN Night at CC January 29th
the eternal replied to StormKnight's topic in Nightlife, Events & Concerts
I'm the first one to report?? It was an old DGN reunion. Tszura/NG Osaka Meg Hunhee/Burrich Riku TWB/Spook pRick/endless parade of women Hellion LOS/Ms Heart Slogo SK Mstrbeau BlackJack bean/some guy in an old Joy Division shirt Great seeing everyone and sharing a good concert w/Mean Salley and DJ Scary Guy -
Sorry I didnt post til now. Ive been busy winning like a muthafucka That and I don't get inspired by reading how much more intense everyone else is working out. Oh, the pants are ready now! The button's about to pop off, and my ass still looks nice and round. Once you come to terms with the gayness Nick appointed to all the men at Tszura/NGs place, you'll be the first to see it!
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YOU GUY'S ARE GREAT! Satan will be pleased! I have no idea what your post meant. What type of post I created? Do you mean topic? Hollywood stars? These are musicians. It's very simple. I was inspired to start this topic, because I promised someone I would go to Skate World in Troy with them. I was subjected to a form of audio assault I had never felt before. Children and Tweens were all requesting the same 10 songs. Songs that, if there is a hell, will be played on loop as I writhe in the lake of fire for eternity. Other DGNEers have added what they expect to hear on the day of reckoning. You may do the same, if you have an artist to add. Go to youtube, copy the URL of the worst song imaginable, one that burrows into your brain and sets up shop like a maggot eating through all your pleasant memories until all you can see is someone like him Then click on reply in this thread, click on the media square (which looks like 3 squares overlapping and insert said ear-splitting video To help out, here's some gems: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pao2l4qN64I&feature=fvsr I hate to front on any artist that references the cinematic classic 2 girls 1 Cup but just to remind us misogyny isn't dead, the fact that: A. He opens by telling the girl he's cutting out her tongue and mailing it to her mom B. The song's called Gonorrhea. C. Read the lyrics. He reminds us at every turn that he makes more money than g-d and has Lamborghini's and Bugattis (which BTW,cost upwards of $2 MILLION dollars apiece!!) HOW does he do this?? By telling us that him and his crew are "some asshole n-ggas, you can call us diarrhea" while on the other hand the rest of us are "some p-ssy ass n-ggas we should call ya gonorrhea" Well if we buy this shit, I can't argue with the man. Which is probably why "tha money keep growing yep its growing like a chia" The only good thing about Lil Wayne, is that on his behalf, a website offered, for ONLY 99 cents no less! to send my cellphone gonorrhea. You've got to admit, that's a fucking bargain. Unfortunately, it's still trying to get over the syphillis that Fergie gave it, so I told it to take it easy for now.
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That sucks. I'm so glad you're still upbeat! Let me know if you need transportation for an errand after 6P if Burrich has to work late.
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You already are. The more operative mantra would be: Someday I'll respect myself enough. Someday I'll appreciate my beauty. Someday I'll come to terms with the fact that to have a healthy relationship: I need to have a healthy outlook. I need to work on my dependency issues (so I don't immediately attach myself to another in an unhealthy manner and depend on that other to fill in what I perceive I lack in myself.) I NEED to stop tying in MY self-worth to the person I'm in a relationship with. It's MY fucking self-worth. I need to find it in ME. -------- You have all the tools. You need to use them. Wallowing in self-pity will never solve your problems. Until you seek betterment, all you're going to do is stay in this rut. Although for all of us (at least a good number of us), it's a little annoying to read the exact same post said in different way over and over and over again for the past year on DGN/Facebook, honestly the person that should be the most sick of it...is you. (And if all you do is focus on the last sentence I wrote and twist it around, it'll be clear that you did not actually read and take in what I'm putting out here, but just looked for negativity and drew from it to continue this pity party that you seem focused on) Just to be even more clear, since you twisted around the last time I posted to better serve your pity party, we're not sick of you, we're sick of seeing you post the exact same expression of pain, when we know you have it in you to stop. EVEN if you don't think you can. We know that you have that ability. Start working on change! PLEASE--read this, re-read it and actually try to consider putting this into practice. If you're trying to get our attention--well you got it. But it's been a loooong time. Now, you have to do the hard part. Put in the work and build toward recovery.
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Servitor Sanctum 7 and Oppfor January 29th
the eternal replied to d:konstruct's topic in Nightlife, Events & Concerts
We did see pirate hats! It was a good show. I expected as much from Mean Salley What surprised me was the cool videos and great music that DJ Scary Guy. Nice! bean wanted to go back to the floor after the set and I said "But the music is good here" Plus I hadn't seen the extended Gary Numan video before. -
American Women are Terrible Flirters
the eternal replied to StormKnight's topic in Relationships, Pets & Domestic Homelife
I think a lot of you need to reread the study. They're NOT saying that people flirt in completely shitty ways They're saying American women are so cold?/aloof?/insecure? that they suck at even making the most feeble attempt at picking up a guy. By those standards, Chernobyl is the best flirt ever. When I was single I would've loved for a woman to come to me and say. "Let's fuck" -
What's the last movie you saw?
the eternal replied to Lillylu29's topic in Movies, Books, Art, TV, Gaming and Computers
I agree. That IS lame. Twice? At Tangled? Please tell me it was when Mandy Moore started singing. Because I have the same reaction whenever I hear Ke$ha You were awesome in that! You fucker! You were supposed to be hanging with us and watching Snatch! I like Snatch. I want to hate Brad Pitt, since he's the whole Mr Sexy Movie star, but he actually picks great movies (when he wants to) and always acts well in them. Mr Movie Star--Kalifornia,True Romance,Fight Club,Snatch,Se7en,12 Monkeys,Inglorious Basterds. He seems to pick big movies that cool at the same time. Not bad for an A-lister. Jason Statham is great too, which just shows what throwaway acting he does in Transporter. edited bc I misspelled Ke$ha. No-talent whore has to rub it in that $he makes $hittons of money right in her name -
I don't think most parents DO blame TV or fast food companies. I think this woman is the exception, not the rule. Otherwise you'd hear about women like her every day. What is different is that when women like her sued McDs, it wasn't a news story. We didn't have the internet, so dumb shit like this didn't go viral I think most parents just don't give a shit. They take their kids to McDs, get the happy meals, and go. And occassionally, women like her get frustrated and lash out and sue. And then we all post about how stupid she is, and we feel better about ourselves. Kinda like when someone famous uses the N-word. As far as my last line that you focused on, we have more media outlets now. In the 70s there were 3 major channels. Now there are 300. And then there's the internet. I'm not excusing her. But I think, it does serve as a reminder to be more vigilant, and that since the 70s, we have been trained to want fast food. Luckily, we live in a country where we can use free will to resist Madison Ave. If we choose to. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish the BK stuffed burger that looked so tempting on TV earlier, that I had to go buy it.
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I agree, but of course, this suit, like all the others, will go nowhere. It's the exception to the rule, to make us all feel superior. I don't support the suit, but it does bring a good point. Kids are marketed to to death, and it's not a simple fight. If one parent, turns off the TV, another parent will leave it on. The next day at school the other kid will talk about how cool the new happy meal toy is, show it off and that'll make the parent the bad guy for not going to McDs more. Obviously, parents just need to be tougher. Put their foot down more. Serve as a good example, in their personal habits, and explain why their kids are not getting fries today. But, with the marketing saturation, more than ever, it IS a battle parents have to wage---more every day.
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I like Tits's blue hairs. I think I'll go up north to Timbuktu, where she's at, and selectively erase her memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-style. Then she could be happy again. And I won't want to shake her silly. If Meg ever needs it, she can always call or text me. I will always be honest with her about her. Luckily she's a really good person, so she'll only want to punch me 1 out or ever 4 times we talk. You better join your friends tonight, you prick! Oh, and next week too! I can't fucking wait for Meet the Feebles. One more thing-- "Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?" "Sure, boss. It's the next big fad." No you need to see people more. Stop hiding. We miss you.
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I WANT YOUR MOST ESPECIALLY EAR-SHATTERING, NAILS-ON-CHALKBOARD, PUT-ME-IN-AN-IRON-MAIDEN-AND -LET-ME-DIE-A-SLOW-PAINFUL-DEATH -JUST-SO-LONG-AS-I-DON'T-HAVE-TO -LISTEN-TO ANOTHER MOMENT-OF-THIS-HORRIBLE-MUSIC SONGS EMBEDDED VIDEOS ONLY That way we can ALL experience your personal torture I hit Skate World with a friend, and I now have a sneak preview of what awaits me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR7pL1ytId0&feature=related
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OK, I'm in a really shitty mood, so I'm going to have to continue this. Satan's playlist Pt 2 I HATE SKATE WORLD!!!!! (I would've left, but I promised the person I went with, I would stay) I need some badass derbygirls to go over there and kick their fucking ass until they play decent music, so I can enjoy myself again.
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That's not the point. I couldn't give two shits how he is sober, how is in Canada, how he is on the USS enterprise. He was a guest, literally the only person that was not a part of the old group. Of all people, he should have made the BIGGEST effort to get along with all of us. The hosts spent a lot of money on food and liquor. He drank all of their expensive booze, started shit with literally EVERY man in attendance, spilled alcohol all over their dining and living room, and he didn't even apologize. That is so DISRESPECTFUL. When we were in the kitchen and his ugly ass was alternating between: scolding my wife for not keeping a better eye on me, scolding me for not being true to my gayness, threatening me that I don't want to mess with him because it would be unwise to cross him, and telling me that I was too ugly for his goddessness despite how much he "knew" I and every other man present lusted for him, I swear to g-d I almost decked him. And I RARELY feel that way. But he really pushed all of my buttons. He singlehandedly almost ruined an otherwise awesome party. I don't care how drunk you get--- to be the only guest AND the one drunk asshole that pisses everyone off, that's inexcusable. The funny part was--- right after he messed with me, and before he lectured Enishi into oblivion, he harassed and kissed prick, who ALSO looked like he was about to deck him. I couldn't have a conversation, because he was so loud, I couldn't complete a sentence without him interrupting my thought. I sure hope he apologized to Morbid Side, who was being nothing but pleasant and enjoyable to be around. Meg, maybe you've been that drunk before, but I doubt you've ever acted that way to that much of an extent. THE IRONY: I was concerned about another guest, a female who I've had a falling out with, and she was totally sweet the whole night. It's all about respect, she had it in spades that night and he exhibited NONE. Me too! Oh, btw. I'm trying to appreciate the terrible music at work. Why? I went to open skate at SKATE WORLD. I have NEVER heard a more consistent assault on my ears in my life. 3 hours of Justin Bieber, K$sha, and Trey Songz. Can a DJ help me out here---do idiots REALLY look at a request list and see a song, let's say Justin Bieber's Baby (which was played 2-3x but spread out to surprise me with torture) and right below it request the EXACT SAME SONG! Are you kidding me? Someone JUST requested it. Pick another terrible song. Fergie makes awful music. So does Flo Rida. And Bruno Mars. And T-Pain. And Katy Perry. And Drake. And Lil Wayne. And Rick Ross. I discovered all sorts of terrible crap that day!!! If there's a hell and I go there, here will be be 2 of Satan's favorites http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR7pL1ytId0&feature=related edited because I left out one word that completely changed the context of my rant.
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So who do you have the hots for??
the eternal replied to Nerdcore's topic in Pictures, Photography and Art
Noooo. I'm a dork. I say stupid corny things and people either laugh or groan. Derek Zoolander is my idol, especially when he's flashing Blue Steel Or was that Magnum. Dammit I can't remember. You love NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazingly intelligent, number crunching, sci-fi loving, glasses wearing, fashion-eschewing, awkward looking nerds! Don't confuse us. I just don't have the IQ points (or Star Trek knowledge) to pull it off. -
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH! No, you're not insane. Insanity is the action of constantly moping and pining for a guy that's moved on in hopes that he'll turn around and come back. " It sucks what he did. It really fucking sucks. But now that it's been, what a year? You need to let go and start, (notice I said START, I know Rome wasn't built in a day) getting your life back together. You're not insane but you have a tendency to attach yourself to one thing and hold on tight. You can't wrap you're entire life with one person, even if they're not gone, WHICH HE IS. You need to have a life, in and of yourself. You need to realize you can and have been surviving without him. You need to seek self-satisfaction (I mean that emotionally and spiritually but if a Hello Kitty Magic Bullet "massager" helps, go to it) You need a better therapist, and some self discovery or you'll be in this rut forever. I DON'T. Honestly Meg, sometimes you're blindly too nice. Like when you felt bad for that guy at the party we were at, because he had a recent hardship. That didn't excuse him being a dick to all of us and spilling his drinks everywhere (Though in retrospect it was kinda funny and he gave me a whole new person to imitate--one that I'll feel much less guilty about) Tits. You don't need a hug at this point. I think that would be one of the worst things to give you. At this point you are CHOOSING not to get better. You need to WANT to get better. You need to TRY to get better. You need to make the effort. It's hard It's really really hard. But until you fight back against the pain, you won't recover. And a hug will do absolutely nothing but coddle the pain that you are refusing to fight against. Ok now YOU need a hug. A hug of a thousand virgins wrapped in a thousand down blankets. Did I warm you up yet? BTW I've got a space heater if you need it.
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Running back to hell. It was all his fault. He believed nothing else.