the eternal

I'll be honest ladies. I'm a little bewildered at the whole Peter Steele fascination. Anyone that hasn't seen the infamous pictures, judge for yourself NSFW http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/imag...tt=950&ei=UTF-8 http://www.questacon.edu.au/html/assets/im...eter_steele.jpg Now John Seale, on the other hand... http://www.mynrma.com.au/senior_management.asp#jseale GRRRRRRRRRRR!! :devil :devil :devil (Take heart ladies, scroll up the page on the john seale link and you get another hot look at steele in all his, shall I say, glory)

I forgot. Has anyone posted pics of Kate Winslet?? If not, please do! If so, do it again =)

I don't know why but all my feelings as of late are summed up by The Cure. There are two songs that simultaneously say it all for me, and they're both off Wish. Apart he waits for her to understand but she won't understand at all she waits all night for him to call but he won't call anymore he waits to hear her say "forgive" but she justs drops her pearl-black eyes and prays to hear him say "I love you" but he tells no more lies (eternal side note-OK I don't agree with this line) he waits for her to sympathize but she won't sympathize at all she waits all night to feel his kiss but always wakes alone he waits to hear her say "forget" but she just hangs her head in pain and prays to hear him say "no more I'll never leave again" how did we get this far apart? we used to be so close together how did we get this far apart? I thought this love would last for ever he waits for her to understand but she won't understand at all she waits all night for him to call but he won't call he waits to hear her say "forgive" but she just drops her pearl black eyes and prays to hear him say "I love you" but he tells no more lies how did we get this far apart? we used to be so close together how did we get this far apart? I thought this love would last for ever AND To Wish Impossible Things remember how it used to be when the sun would fill the sky remember how we used to feel those days would never end those days would never end remember how it used to be when the stars would fill the sky remember how we used to dream those nights would never end those nights would never end it was the sweetness of your skin it was the hope of all we might have been that filled me with the hope to wish impossible things to wish impossible things but now the sun shines cold and all the sky is grey the stars are dimmed by clouds and tears and all I wish is gone away all I wish is gone away all I wish is gone away

well Im heading over to you the next time my car acts up and I feel like I need to hit the pity party Im feeling this intense heartache I cant fully explain

OOHH look at mstrbeaus new avatar Serious change! First Marblez avatar goes from angry to sweet Then mstrbeaus avatar goes from sweet to I think the most serious thing going on is the changing avatars. Its like new serious personality transformations are happening everywhere Serious improvements for both of you Serious sex vans will be pulling up to your places soon Arent those some seriously changed people???

I suppose since I seriously poked fun at Marblez, and then she changed her avatar, I need to give a serious response to her serious dilemma. To show cleavage or not to show cleavage, that is the serious question. You should seriously look at all the men that get serious enjoyment at looking at your seriously fine breasts. Is spreading the love, and self-love, to seriously lonely dgn males worth the serious satisfaction that you provide, so males will seriously tell you about it for months if not, in all seriousness, years to come? Or does it seriously freak you out that so many men are now having serious frottage fantasies about you and you prefer the milder exploitation by your seriously growing fan club as it stands. Seriously, think about it, and of course the lives of aforementioned kitten and bunny and do what s best for you. No, seriously, I mean it.

Was it a good book?? My pre-requisite for good books directly correlate with the number of times Pigs In Space is referenced, which is probably why I dont read much Seriously.

I feel the exact same way. How does Mr Smith do it time and again???

That is seriously beautiful!!!!! Although, if you're trying to keep your crushes to a minimum, it wont help you any. Seriously.

PH/Marblez- (In response to how this thread got so seriously serious in a seriously short amount of time) It must be your serious-looking avatars. They bring to mind: pain, deep thoughts, and of course, gloria estefan

Take one part- everyone likes you on DGN and gets to know you better than they would in a club so they start having a legit crush + one part- You're pretty and nice, and so when people meet you they're very happy they did (I know I havent met you--it's the word on the street) = Crushes happen to you! So, in summary, you're life is good AND people want you, not just for a fling but the actual you. I, ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, bring back a verdict of GUILTY of not being worth pitying in the pity party thread guilty guilty guilty nbe gone from this thread of woe. Oh who am I kidding? We're far too depressed and lethargic to actually carry out the sentence. Just dont wave your happiness in our face too much. :tear

GOC, you're assbackwards. All you've got in the fridge is a bratwurst (Big Boi) You're quoting El Debarge. Painful, sure. But not tied to a wall with fire singing your face and nipple clamps the size of barbells painful. I think you're looking for this Rhythm is gonna get'cha Rhythm is gonna get'cha Rhythm is gonna get you The rhythm is gonna get you tonight O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah O eh, o eh Yah yeh goh Yah yeh goh Yah yeh goh Those are the actual lyrics! Thats why Gloria Estefan AND the Miami Sound Machine have earned their rightful place in the pits of hell Seriously!

correction, if read properly my post clocks in at a lean 2.567 minutes. That is a dead serious calculation calculated by using 11 stopwatches with synchronized swiss timing

Hi, I'm your friendly guide to eternal posting. If you would please keep your hands in you pockets, store your brain in the overhead compartment, and read this post VERY fast you will be able to achieve maximum enjoyment, nirvana, or at the least it's candlebox equivalent of enlightenment. Thank you and enjoy the ride. This ride will end in approx 53 minutes Im coming in here because I have a way of going on and on in a serious way and then people get so confused that they have no idea what they were excited about in the first place so they just poke their eyeballs out and set their pants on fire and start running down the street screaming "I'm just a happy little girl" unless they are happy little girls and then they jump up and down and scream hilary duff lyrics until their brain explodes from the serious damage that all that fluff taking over their gray matter has done and theyre lying there and their parents dont know what they did wrong but then they move on and go on DGN to expose their innernmost secrets until one day they stumble upon a thread that I have been posting on and they get so confused that they have no idea what they were excited about in the first place so they just poke their eyeballs out and set their pants on fire and start running down the street screaming "I'm just a happy little girl" which is strange considering what happened to their happy little girl but they dont know whats happening so they float into outer space and meet the pigs in space that have been in a constant holding pattern since the muppet show was cancelled over twenty years ago and then they are overcome with soulcrushing depression because it took them twenty years to get over the fact that such a milestone in televised goodness was yanked off the air like a baby panda pulled away from his mother to go live in another zoo and the new zoo isnt even that nice and it isnt really a zoo but a remote island where dr moreau lives since he needs new animal specimen to crossbreed and then the parents still reeling from the cancellatiuon of pigs in space and moreover the muppet show and of course to a lesser extent the death of their only child which although painful could never compare to the momentous occasion when a pre golf plaid alice cooper visited the set and mayhem ensued and then the parents come back as half human half pandas and they mate and ron burgandy has them on panda watch which is odd since he is a fictional character but not quite as odd as them becoming half human half pandas still mourning the loss of pigs in space so they visit DGN and get so confused that they have no idea what they were excited about in the first place so they just poke their eyeballs out and set their pants on fire and start running down the street screaming "I'm just a happy little girl" and suddenly everyone else is doing the same and it becomes this mass exodus from DGN like the scene in forrest gump where he starts running and grows a nasty beard and everyone joins him and then the thread dies and so when you search the eternal in pages 3 through infinity it is littered with the carcasses of threads that I have laid waste to and now that I have infected this thread like a virus slowly everyone who was feeling all serious about this thread will get so confused that they have no idea what they were excited about in the first place so they just poke their eyeballs out and set their pants on fire and start running down the street screaming "I'm just a happy little girl" and this thread too will die a fiery death in the pits of hell a place so dank and evil that only cockroaches and gloria estefan music will thrive THIS IS JUST A WARNING and I'm being completely serious

"Damn, life sucks." I assume this is sarcasm? :blink :blink

dammit, even her answers are better than mine :doh :doh

"What is this.....????" --- in reference to our mocking hatred of the beloved Marblez It's jealousy. a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival) zealous vigilance; "cherish their official political freedom with fierce jealousy"-Paul Blanshard wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn Jealousy is an emotion experienced by one who perceives that another person is giving something that s/he wants (typically attention, love, or affection) to a third party. For example, a child will likely become jealous when her parent gives sweets to a sibling but not to her. While the child's jealousy might be assuaged if she also received candy from the parent, such is typically not the case for a jealous lover, who wants the beloved to give some kinds of attention exclusively to him. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy Jealousy is a fearful reaction of the selfhood; Blake rejected the "jealous God" of Exodus 20. www.blakearchive.org.uk/glossary.html A boundary-setting custom developed for limiting sexual access to those relationships that a group defines as important. On an interpersonal level it is a felt threat from an outsider to an important relationship in which one is involved and produces feelings of anger and fear. www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/Reiss3/html/chcgl.htm A state of fear, suspicion or envy over one's possessions. Marblez rulez that's all

You are truly a kindred spirit

Marblez, She said... That's why I no longer like her :grin

And I no longer like Marblez ( jk)

( If you're wondering, I post whore to give people a breather to break up my never ending posts, sometimes) I was just told today that I will always act like I think everything willl go my way, and that everyone will accomodate my needs and that I'll never get my act together , and that I'll never have a stable career, and that I'll always live like I'm 13 and the world revolves around me and that I'm one tick away from filing for disability and that it's just luck that Im employed at all, let alone making a marginally decent income and that I spend my time on the web because I cant face the real world like every other grown contributing member of society, and that I will forever get myself into these patterns until the jobs dry up and I'm no better than your average low-life and that the only difference between me and homeless people is that I ve been propped up by others, but that it will end soon AND I will join the mindless denizens and live a truly worthless existence and be the complete disappointment my parents always wanted and expected of me (No, they really did) =( =( :tear :tear :chug Wait a sec. :confused :confused :confused I dont drink when Im unhappy Thats better. Hey, good news. Im not horny any more =(

Unchaste, you could put a spike through your eyeballs and a shunt in every one of your orifices and you'd still never look gross. It just isn't possible. Ill be honest though, on first glance I thought you said you had "two black guys" this past weekend, which I imagine would be much more enjoyable. (Not that I'd know personally) :whistling :whistling Hope you'll be better soon.

3 things, Windy. First, drugs will be popular for as long as life will suck. Bush just named his next Supreme Court nominee, who is conservative with no judicial record for the Dems to pick apart. In a week, we will have the most conservative bench IN HISTORY. So, life will be sucking for a VERY long time, indeed.! (The good news is I plan on opening my very own abortion clinic located in the back alley of Cass and Bagley one week after -Roe V Wade is overturned and -martial law is declared. Tentative opening date: July 4, 2006 I know, very patriotic. I can't help it. I live in a post 9/11 mindset and that requires 10 flags and three fireworks up my ass at all times. ) Now, I've never been very into drugs, so at least you'll have me to kick around. Granted, I'm halfway across the state, and rarely available, but when the chips are down, well, I'll still be halfway across the state, and rarely available, but at least you'll have a sober friend on speed dial! Secondly, your post was offensive to me. I'm neither stupid or lame. I'm a loser Loserdom, for those interested, AND, who wouldn't be is for smart, interesting people, that have no need for narcotics or serious mental disorders as they're perfectly capable of completely fucking up their life ALL ON THEIR OWN! Finally, why is that whenever I talk to you. you ask me to get on my knees??? Oh, what the hell

Brittany Murphy's too skinny for me now. And she seems dumber in interviews lately. Am I the only one who finds that when actresses lose a lot of weight, they tend to sound bubblier and dumber? I wonder if less blood flows to the head when that happens. She was very cute in Clueless, though. Update on the one man I think is hot right now. (as opposed to the various women--I'd attach them but Im not good at that) Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be in the first ever big budget GAY COWBOY film with Heath Ledger!!!! Who's with me on opening weekend???????

THE CURE - Disintegration oh I miss the kiss of treachery the shameless kiss of vanity the soft and the black and the velvety up tight against the side of me and mouth and eyes and heart all bleed and run in thickening streams of greed as bit by bit it starts the need to just let go my party piece oh I miss the kiss of treachery the aching kiss before I feed the stench of a love for a younger meat and the sound that it makes when it cuts in deep the holding up on bended knees the addiction of duplicities as bit by bit it starts the need to just let go my party piece but I never said I would stay to the end so I leave you with babies and hoping for frequency screaming like this in the hope of the secrecy screaming me over and over and over I leave you with photographs pictures of trickery stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery songs about happiness murmured in dreams when we both us knew how the ending would be... so it's all come back round to breaking apart again breaking apart like I'm made up of glass again making it up behind my back again holding my breath for the fear of sleep again holding it up behind my head again cut in deep to the heart of the bone again round and round and round and it's coming apart again over and over and over now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces I'll pull out my heart and I'll feed it to anyone crying for sympathy crocodile cry for the love of the crowd and the three cheers from everyone dropping through sky through the glass of the roof through the roof of your mouth through the mouth of your eye through the eye of the needle it's easier for me to get closer to heaven than ever feel whole again I never said I would stay to the end I knew I would leave you with babies and everything screaming like this in the hole of sincerity screaming me over and over and over I leave you with photographs pictures of trickery stains on the carpet and stains on the memory songs about happiness murmured in dreams when we both of us knew how the end always is... how the end always is...