I have NEVER had dark circles under my eyes before! I look like a raccoon! I quit! Somebody else take over! I need my beauty sleep! Seriously! I am not kidding here! I didn't sign on for this!
What is with the color nude? Of the millions of people I've seen and the thousands I've met, I have yet to see anyone with that skin tone. Why would you name a color nude if no one on the planet matches it? Call the blasted thing the color it is... beige.