EatAjaxAndDie

I'm just a fool for her stockings.

Stop his hunt with a friendly game of pool.

John Entwistle was an amazing bass player.

Kitties tails are silly and fuzzy.

End up somehow creating a stalemate during the game.

Must just be a TV casualty.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/9sp ...dreams that will never be realized...

Put on one of my Talking Heads records and play chess.

True story.

Wake him up.

I have to return some videotapes.

Sometimes I forget where I am. Also, kittens.

Make marshmallow puppets and pose them in obscene positions.

When I played it a few nights ago on my Nintendo. What was your first video game system?

Stormtroopers of Death - Kill Yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwEujJVbYs

I wish I had a Navy battleship...I'd play in the tub with it.

I ate some Ajax when I was a child and didn't die. Don't ask me how I didn't die...it just worked out that way.

I just find it odd that Borders was unable to restructure after the bankruptcy. Most larger corporations have the ability to do so...but that just goes to show the complete ineptitude of the high management and financial officers.

Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go? And you may ask yourself Am I right?...Am I wrong? And you may tell yourself MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Damn straight buddy. Venom rules. Back to it now... Immortal - Tyrants

"The Awful Truth" From 1937, featuring Cary Grant and Irene Dunne. One of the best screwball comedies made. He had the perfect sense of comedic timing. Cary Grant rules.

I'll construction verb you! Wait...is that sexual or not...I have no idea. I suppose it could be construed as such.