EatAjaxAndDie

Hamster in microwave experiment has been deemed a success!

(BTW, unless you are slow, I would be Duke Nukem in that picture...) Hail to the king, baby!

Rust in peace.

"You Don't Mess With The Zohan." What is your favorite video game of all time?

Generally I eat about 125, but lately I've had to cut down my extraneous spending. Those little bastards are expensive! Which one of these would you eat: Prune baby food or Puppy Chow?

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Venom - In League With Satan

Yes, that would be the only explanation. Did you get that thing I sent you?

Thanks guys. I've been having major computer problems related to a power outage in my area, so I haven't been on here in a few days.

Neil Young - Out On The Weekend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efFXoCLY_wI Think I'll pack it in and buy a pick-up Take it down to L.A. Find a place to call my own and try to fix up. Start a brand new day. The woman I'm thinking of, she loved me all up But I'm so down today She's so fine, she's in my mind. I hear her callin'. See the lonely boy, out on the weekend Trying to make it pay. Can't relate to joy, he tries to speak and Can't begin to say. She got pictures on the wall, they make me look up From her big brass bed. Now I'm running down the road trying to stay up Somewhere in her head. The woman I'm thinking of, she loved me all up But I'm so down today She's so fine she's in my mind. I hear her callin'. See the lonely boy, out on the weekend Trying to make it pay. Can't relate to joy, he tries to speak and Can't begin to say.

Sarcofago - Alcoholic Coma

What about a crack addicted Christian zombie?

"You do not throw rocks at a man who's got a machinegun!"

I would have to go with the head of the government in the book "1984," the one and only "Big Brother." He was obviously not even real, just a representation the oppressive police state made up. However, that "super villain" could actually be real, unlike any comic book villain. What is your favorite book dealing with oppressive governments?

You kids and your music these days... Let's go with a classic. Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way Check out the look on Peter Frampton's face at about 11 seconds in...it's awesome.

Join the club, but not the "Hair Club for Men." I feel the same way...I could use some new friends.

Damn straight.

Everyone talks about how awesome I am. It's a known fact.

Negative. What would be your favorite flavor of cupcake?

Give her a shot of adrenaline.

Is now being referred to as the "person who uses odd terms of endearment."

Now that's a long time to be around...not many forums can last that long!

Oh, stop talking about me, you're making me blush.