EatAjaxAndDie

How did my bike end up in the pool?

Venom - In League With Satan

I drank 10 cups of coffee and seem to be a bit anxious. Not sure if that's bad or not.

Huey Lewis And The News - Hip To Be Square Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

I want a HumancentiPad.

Forgot to read the manual on her computer, which resulted in the computer becoming sentient.

go fishing and hunting just to find out we left the beer in the truck.

Eh, your room will be there tomorrow. ------------ I don't wanna grow up.

Make her eat a piece of cake.

I think I just broke my ass when I sat on the corner of the chair.

Time to bring out The Gimp.

Make him dance for quarters while I shoot at his feet with an Old West wheelgun.

fail at drawing bass erotica.

Megadeth - Tornado of Souls

She turned me into a newt!

Help him go recruit for talent.

smack her with a Fruit Roll-Up

Will take her to a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The worst candy ever is candy corn. They taste like they have been recycled year after year.

Tell her she isn't missing much, and have her watch Total Recall instead.