EatAjaxAndDie

Will take her to a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The worst candy ever is candy corn. They taste like they have been recycled year after year.

Tell her she isn't missing much, and have her watch Total Recall instead.

Austrian Death Machine - I Am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over Metal Endoskeleton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTIzf-4tuA If you have never heard this band, it is all super heavy metal music written about Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. It fucking rules.

Glagnar's Human Rinds: It's A Buncha Cruncha Human!

Ask him why the hell he would ever watch the Mad Max movies in the first place.

Mustis was fired over "songwriting credits" which just sounds like a bullshit reason to me. However, Vortex was fired for being a drunken moron. He forgot his bass at a festival in Europe, and was so drunk on stage that he could hardly play a lot of times. I remember seeing them a few years ago and after the performance, I got my ticket signed by most of the band, and I came over to Vortex. He was being held up by about 4 girls because he couldn't stand of his own power, and he told me this in a super thick Norwegian accent: "I come to America because of your women" It was rather funny, but you could tell the guy had problems with his liquor. I received...an "advance" copy of the CD if you will...it isn't their best work by far but it is nowhere near as bad as Death Cult Armageddon, which I believe to be their worst album. This album probably is in the middle. I did enjoy In Sorte Diaboli as well. Pretty solid album. My favorites are still Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, and For All Tid.

Rammstein - Rein Raus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHNhXsfCaA

Cash Bone: Cash Cash Cash! 4 Your Bones! Too many bones?? Not enough cash?? Call Cash Bone! Ribs! Skulls! Spines! Even certain tiny ear bones! The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE!

run her out of town

Zoilist

Brain worms are coming to roost.

Sybarite

ergophobic

Arachno Spores: The fatal spore with the funny name!

"Manhunt" for PS2, since I never progressed into the new generation consoles...but it doesn't really matter. That game has everything you could ask for!

This is what happens when you aren't paying attention to what you are saying on live TV when you are cutting a wrestling promo:

I like Molten Boron.

Happy birthday good sir.

Venom - In League With Satan

Watch "A Nightmare On Elm Street 5" for its' hilarious content. "Filet a la baby!"

The feel good styling of Dimmu Borgir...specifically Mourning Palace. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMLT2OFqjo