EatAjaxAndDie

Its all about the spork. Spork you?

As long as I get all the credit. Is this how its done?

Took a joyride in a hearse

yes. yes i do. i know then quite well Think we can dig a hole to china?

I was there and had a great time. As per usual...walked in and went straight to the bar for the introductory jager shot and got charlie to join in too! Lets see, ended up meeting: DollarDave Medea Missierae and Froyn. I apologize if I forgot meeting someone since the blood didn't start flowing in my alcohol stream till about 3 am. Rambo and Crank: It was kick ass seeing you two there and bullshitting as always. Charlie- You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Chuck- Dude...thanks for driving and putting up with my horrible singing of "Hot For Teacher" on the way there (what...its a great song people!) Unchaste- You are simply the best. Always a great time with you around :grin the night ended with me blowing all the cash i had and getting huge hickeys on my neck. :laughing good times.

cant say I have. Ever been to America Jr. (I mean Canada?)

wants to rule the known universe

Yes. Yes I am lovin' it. Are you down in it?

Stole the Gadget mobile

Waiting for my food to get done cooking and watching Ed Wood

Tool -Sober

Y Young Lust- Pink Floyd

Megadeth- Addicted to Chaos Only yesterday they told me you were gone All these normal people, will I find another one? Monkey on my back, Aching my bones I forgot you said "One day you'll walk alone" I said I need you, does that make me wrong? Am I a weak man, are you feeling strong? My heart was blackened, It's bloody red A hole in my heart, a hole in my head? Who will help me up? Where's the helping hand? Will you turn on me? Is this my final stand? In a dream I cannot see Tangled abstract fallacy Random turmoil builds in me I'm addicted to chaos Lights shined on my path, Turn bad days into good Turn breakdowns into blocks, I smashed 'em Cause I could My brain was Labored, My head would spin Don't let me down, don't give up, don't give in The rain comes down, cold wind blows The plans we made are back up on the road Turn up my collar, welcome the unknown Remember that you said "One day you'll walk alone"

Apoptygma Berzerk - Kathy's Song

Crack? Shit, son I was doin that back when they called it freebase! thank you cracksmokingshirts.com

headbanging to Type O Negative

Type O Negative- We Hate Everyone

has a goth fetish

Still a gentleman and a scholar! How do you like me?

Likes to teach the young grasshoppers how to mack

with lots of delicious rice How do you like your steak?

Is the mack daddy

No I don't. Do circus folk really smell like cabbage?

Also loves gothic boobs and loves to get lost in them

hmmm 15 elves. How many dwarves?