Brenda Starrr

MAYBE I'll bring my chicken pasta salad.

No one will know til I bring it.

Some candle holders, shoes, vintage clothing & coats, gothy goodies, and more. If you're interested, PM me. From 9am to 3pm.

Like a year ago today, I saw my Dad for the first of the last 2 days that I had with him. Like I really want people to book some nail appointments with me this week, so that I can actually enjoy Baltimore next week. Like my stalker is in for a REAL treat. Like I want everyone to come to my garage sale this Saturday and Sunday. A few gothy-good things to be had.

Crack-ass crackers.

RITZ crackers???

Good acting.

Besides Jeff and my kids, I don't know what I'm bringing. Just act surprised.

Oh look...approaching 50 here.

No. I get how to do it. It's just hilarious...

Maybe.

Heartbreak. Humiliation. Sadness. Disappointment...

I'm thinking that they were wrong. They were wrong in choosing 2 other skaters with FAR lesser skill sets over Elizabeth and I. I'm thinking that I'm absolutely livid. I'm thinking that I busted my ass for this, and I will now have to bust my ass even more. I'm thinking that someone BLEW their way onto the league.

Hey kids! I leave for Baltimore in 2 WEEKS! I'll be gone from the 2nd to the 6th. I know you need your nails done. So, I'm running a sweet special. You know that you get 20% off on your first visit, right? Well, even if you've been in with me before, I'm giving you 20%! This runs til 7/1. AND, if you book for a friend, not only do they get 20% off, but YOU get 20% MORE off, making your service 40% OFF! Call 313-833-5006 and book those nail appointments. Why go somewhere else? Come see ME at Curl Up & Dye!! <3 B

Like today's the day. Like I hope that I have clients for the 3 hours that I'm at work to keep my mind occupied. Like I have no business being up at 6am.

Ewww....normies.

REALLY antsy.

I know. I'm an ass. LOL

You weren't so bad yourself.... *runs*

The email that tells me that I passed my skills test, and can move on to bootcamp. Also, padded shorts with hexagonal technology for my tailbone.

Sure. But only if you cook me dinner. I'm sofa king sore...

You can hide in my basement. They'll never find you there. I'm sore...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Like I'm about to jump out of my skin.

How did THIS get to be official???