Brenda Starrr

Like I would LOVE to borrow someone's weedeater, as ours does not work.

Being a dick.

I think you paid too much for not-so-impressive product. I'm just not impressed by that line. You can do that with anything...for LESS. I think that I should start my own line and charge through the asshole. At least I have knowledge of cosmetics. She should stick to tattooing.

Oh, it does NOT hurt. PP...it will take around a week or more. Suck on ice, take Ibuprofen, eat mushy stuff that you don't need to really chew.

Freakishly excited. Derby! U starts today!

Like I hope that today is as good as yesterday. Like "the anniversary" is coming too fast. Like B-More isn't as far away as it seems. Like greedy ex-wives try to screw their ex-husbands for everything that they have because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

LOL...ew. I'm sorry, but juggalos gross me out. What made my day was seeing this studly dude riding down my street on his ten speed. Wearing a vinyl Hannah Montana backpack.

LOL You're so ghey. You're not moving out of state, which means that I have plenty of time.

That's because every time you see a tornado in the news, they only seem to hit farms and trailer parks. To me, that was part of the excitement back when I lived in one! And today, I feel hopeful.

Knowing that when we come back from B-More next month, I'll have the car my Dad signed for when I needed it most.

Dude, that was the biggest run-on sentence EVER.

I don't mean to be rude, but I don't even know Sasha. If Sasha were a pertinent part of my life, I'm sure that she would have understood.

Jeez...LMAO!

*pouts* But derby is important!!

I'm pretty happy here, thanks.

I think that I wish I could birth just one more baby. Just to name it Shithead.

Nope...the train station!!! I love that place! And, thank you!

Jump for joy!! I'm getting my Dad's car!!

I'm sorry that we didn't make it out. But with derby tryouts in a week, I'm using as much skate time as possible.

Like I should shower, but am lacking the motivation gene...

I have to go to the bathroom I need someone to fix a fuel leak in my '96 Tercel, once I get it home I just want this month to hurry up and end so that I can go home I better go to the bathroom NOW

Ha..thanks!

Like I have a raspy phone sex voice right now.

I'm feeling a tiny bit of hope that Wayne will give the car back to my Mom so that she can gift it to me. My Dad signed for that car for me many years ago, and I would give my left arm to get it back when I go home next month. To some, it's a crappy Toyota Tercel. To me, it was a HUGE symbol of the faith and love that my Dad had for me.

What? Something was supposed to make my day?