Brenda Starrr

Yeah...who's the party pooper now??

How's that dungeon coming, big daddy?

Like I want some damned cookies. ASAP But, I don't feel like going to buy any.

Goddamn, people. Shrink your pics!

And what if there is?

I do not!!! *snort*

Like Mother Nature is a c*cksmoking whore because she's fervently punching me in the uterus.

We started the Colon Blow smoothies again today. I'm hoping to kick-start the final 10lbs. I try out for derby next month, and if I make it, I'll probably become a LOT leaner...

Yes. That's the best route. Yeah, but stop taking it a few weeks before. They look for that in urinalysis now. DO drink a lot of water EVERY day. DO eat healthy. Just don't do the drugs. And tell those fuckers to STOP giving our clients parking tickets at the meters after 5. After 5 is fucking FREE. The meter maid needs an ass-whoopin'.

Work at the shop. I have some openings, if anyone is looking to book!

They do, thank you. I'm trying out for roller derby next month in his memory. If THAT isn't strength, I don't know what is...

Eat a big, fat steak with corn on the cob and then off to Riverside at 8pm to skate.

Well, you look like one, too.

I was excited about $1 skate night at BonaVenture last night, til I saw the level of asshattery in the "skaters" there. I told the manager that this was the worst night ever, and he refunded my money. I still wanted to skate. Just not there. I got a warning ticket because my rear brake and tail light are out. I felt like a spectacle, and I'm still pissed about it. I feel like today is a new day. I feel like my son needs to get off his ass and mow my lawn. I feel like this cophee isn't cutting it. I fel excited to be going skating at Riverside tonight. I need the release.

Ok, I'm still in need of a machine, but have 2 possibilities. Now, do you have any super-sweet tees, gothy skirts, whatever, etc that I can fool around with? I have ideas. Now, I need stuff. I just want to make shit. Please and thank you!!

I kinda have a crush on myself today. Is that bad?

Like I need to skate, and I will.

Just so you all know, I'll be selling Mark. It's a division of Avon, which has REALLY come up in the world. Mark is highly touted in the fashion mags, and IS NOT tested on furry little creatures.

Happy B-Day, Doll!

Thanks, sweetie. We love you as well, and we'll have to hang out soon. LMAO...my Dad was the same way. He couldn't grasp that I loved him unconditionally. Thank you, hon.

Getting ready to go skating at BonaVenture at 8pm tonight.

Nails, makeup, and skating lessons....DUH

RIP Benjamin Orr... I loved him.

I love them, still.

Thank you. It's hard to re-read it, as it's getting close to the 1-year anniversary of his passing. Do it.